TODAY'S EDITORS PICKS : 30 JULY 2010
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THE MEN WHO KILLED CINEMAAdded: 8 days ago
2010 has been the worst year for movies I've ever had the misfortune to live through. Clash of the Titans, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Iron Man 2, Robin Hood, Prince of Persia, Shrek Forever After, Alice in Wonderland.......and I could go on.
WEDDING SPEACH PUKEAdded: 1 day ago
Don't worry, she doesn't have food poisoning and she hasn't drank too much, it's just that listening to the cheesiest best mans speech of all time has made this poor lady vomit uncontrollably. She'll be fine when it's over.
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OISHI GREEN TEA BOOBSAdded: 1 day ago
If this sort of thing was actually possible the world would be a much better place. Think about it for a second - no more unsightly muffin tops peaking over her jeans and every woman you see would have a rack sent straight from the heavens!
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ELECTRIC FACIAL STIMULUSAdded: 1 day ago
This has to be the cheapest music video ever created. All you need is 4 willing participants, a few wires and access to a mains power supply and BINGO! Instant LOL-worthy visuals for your music! Probably best not to try this one at home, kids.
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VIOLET DOLL LATEX AND OIL [R] Added: 1 day ago
Wow this has to be one of the hottest videos we have ever had on kontraband. The song that goes with it definitely helps a lot too. Latex outfit and baby oil is an awesome combination girls don't ever forget that. DANG!
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WORST ALBUM COVERSAdded: 1 day ago
To make something that is simply bad is fairly unremarkable but to make something as hilariously repellant or as some of the album art offerings in this gallery is truly impressive. True masters in the art of making stuff that is so bad it's good.
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JUMBO RAPPERAdded: 1 day ago
Wow where do you begin with this one. Is it the fact that the gold around his neck only just fits, when it's meant to be hanging or that he can barely speak let alone rap. I'm not sure whether to laugh at this man or feel sorry for him.
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DIY DAFT PUNK HELMETAdded: 1 day ago
You'll be the envy of all your friends and women will constantly surround you, they might even faint in your presence & you'll be worshiped like some form of god. Such is the power of a replica Daft Punk helmet. Now bow down bozos!
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GOOD MORNIN' APRIL [R] Added: 1 day ago
The title says it all really! If i could be granted a wish right here, right now i'd want to be in a situation where i could wake up in my bed, look over & say those words to this bedroomlicious babe. Definitely a morning would.
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LAGOA MULTIPHYSICSAdded: 1 day ago
You might not fully understand what you're seeing or the intricacies of the coding behind them but there's no denying that they're impressive to watch. Before long this tech will be in video games and sand will never have been more impressive!
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ISOBALL 2Added: 1 day ago
What starts out as a simple game of Roll The Ball Down The Slopey Bits And Get It To Fall Into A Hole quickly degenerates into a headache of overly elaborate puzzles, frustration, wailing and gnashing of teeth. Good luck, you'll need it. (No winners)
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EPIC BALLGIRLAdded: 1 day ago
A classic video from a viral campaign for Gatorade that was never officially released. The catch itself is completely unbelievable and yet somehow totally plausible at the same time. All I know is that this girl could grab my balls any day.
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DANNI G HITS YOU HARD [15] Added: 1 day ago
Not only did she do an exceptional job of chopping up a HUGE old-school FoundryMusic T-Shirt into an extraordinary skimpy outfit, but she sent us what could be some of the greatest video we have EVER seen. She's a genius end of story!
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17IN PINK TUFTEX INFLATION Added: 2 days ago
What do you do when you love balloons and have really large underwear? There's only one thing to do, really. Jam a huge balloon down your pants and inflate it to bursting point, then post a humiliating video of it on the internet!
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REDNECK YARD WORKAdded: 2 days ago
When cutting your hedge just becomes too much of a chore then there is only one thing to do. Tape your lawnmower to a stick and cut it that way. Just make sure you have 22inch guns or you might do yourself a mischief. Amazing!
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EPIC RUSSIAN WINAdded: 2 days ago
As one guy attempts to chivalrously save his sweet heart from getting her feet wet in this flooded road, some other slightly more extreme Russians think up a more fun way to impress the local girls. This looks like a whole lot of fun!
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GISELE'S BLUE LINGERIE [R] Added: 2 days ago
The webcam veteran is back once again and she has some hot new blue lingerie. I say veteran, but I know she isn't old my any means of the imagination. Gisele isn't normally one to show her goodies on KB but today is your lucky day!!!!
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FOUL FAMOUS FEETAdded: 2 days ago
Foot fetishists look away now, what you are about to see is a collection of hollywoods most horrible hooves. The kind of feet that make your stomach turn and can send your last meal shooting up your esophagus like a bullet from a gun.
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20 PARROT TRICKS IN 2 MINSAdded: 2 days ago
Give yourself a pat on the back there, dude. You've managed to train a parrot to do a crazy amount of tricks for internet recognition! With any luck that will make up for all the life experiences you've missed out on to achieve it....
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STREET FIGHTER X TEKKENAdded: 2 days ago
After all the hype surrounding Marvel Versus Capcom 3 it seems that Namco want in on the action and are set to collaborate in their own crossover series that will see Ryu fight Kazuya, Hwoarang fight Ken and Jack fight Zangief! Game on!
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DIDDY DIDDLES SERENA [R] Added: 2 days ago
I'd like to diddle Diddy while she snowballs with Serena, then we would have some cake and maybe some tea. I don't know about getting icing all over her lady parts though, sounds like a recipe for yeast infection. Via diddyandserena.com
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CRAZY GOAL CELEBRATIONAdded: 2 days ago
Soccer goal celebrations have come a long way since Roger Milla wiggled his hips on the corner flag. Icelandic top flight side Stjarnan perform a ridiculously over-the-top display, presumably hoping their opponents won't score in the meantime!
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THE BREACHAdded: 2 days ago
A suspenseful space shooter full of sentient beings and squelchy noises. Negotiate your way around a dimly lit abandoned space station killing horrors and gathering information about your quarry and your role in their demise. (No winners yet)
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EPIC BLEACHERS SHOTAdded: 2 days ago
Now, this is without doubt something pretty special, but I bet he couldn't repeat it. A shot like this is part skill, part luck. But it doesn't make it any less impressive. He's probably been practicing it, for like, days, maybe weeks.
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