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TODAY'S EDITORS PICKS : 18 MARCH 2010
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THE BEST ACTION MOVIE OF ALL TIME
Added: 2 days ago
With a new Predator movie on the horizon and the fire in my heart for the original showing no signs of dying down, I thought it about time we did a blog on Predator. If you have no love for this movie then get the hell off kontraband asap.

OK Go - This Too Shall PassOK GO - THIS TOO SHALL PASS
Added: 1 day ago
Ok Go must really enjoy making excellent videos for there songs because this one is even better than their previous Here It Goes Again. It has a Rube Goldberg Machine that the band made over two months and it is an absolute cracker!!
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Jedi GymJEDI GYM
Added: 1 day ago
The geek factor is strong in this gym - If you want to learn the ways of the force then get yourself a membership & start training (choose a cool costume) - Star Wars is all about the hero's journey & if you think about it, so is working out - WTF ?
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Boobies & KittensBOOBIES & KITTENS
Added: 1 day ago
Have the stresses of the daily grind got you down? Turn that frown upside down with the joyous and revitalizing power of kittens and chest cushions. The kittens will put a smile on your face and the norks will put a spring in your step!
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Celebrity Camel ToesCELEBRITY CAMEL TOES
Added: 1 day ago
A gallery documenting the hazards of really tight pants, purely for gynaecological scientific reasons of course. You never know when these ladies might have problems with their downstairs mix up, cancer of the junk is a terrible thing.
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7 Seconds OMG!!!!!!!!7 SECONDS OMG!!!!!!!!
Added: 1 day ago
Clearly this little lady isn't allowed a games console so this is her only form of entertainment. With out trying to give this a paedo vibe, this is probably the series of sounds her next door neighbors will here in about 5-10 years time.
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DOA Monkey SpankerDOA MONKEY SPANKER
Added: 1 day ago
The Dead Or Alive games were once able to hold their head high and claim to be a valid member of the beat 'em up genre. Unfortunately times have changed and they're now part of the more lucrative beat 'em off genre. fap fap fap.
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Invisible Hulk SmashINVISIBLE HULK SMASH
Added: 1 day ago
He's either invisible or he's a ninja, either way there is definitely no science involved whatsoever. Nothing at all to do with a sudden decrease in pressure, nope, that's ninja hulk doing what ninja hulk does best.
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REDDERREDDER
Added: 1 day ago
An eerie alien adventure game in the spirit of the metroid series. With the focus firmly on exploration and puzzle solving this retro looking platformer has you collecting gems and dodging enemies and traps (no winners yet)
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Butt DrugsBUTT DRUGS
Added: 1 day ago
It's hard to tell whether this is a regular drug store with an amusing name or a shop that only sells drugs that focus in or around the buttock area. Either way the customers all seem to be pretty happy so the drugs must be good!
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Blind Willie JohnsonBLIND WILLIE JOHNSON
Added: 1 day ago
Not to be confused with One Eyed Willie from The Goonies, this gent was also totally awesome. He never sailed a pirate ship, but he did start a riot, record some kick-ass music, get covered by Springsteen, died in the tub and got shot into space.
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RAGERAGE
Added: 2 days ago
It's the little things in life that make you f*%king lose it. Many things can cause it but one of the main culprits is the movie The Village. With it's obvious twist, weak story line and acting it's a definite no no for viewing.
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Trololo Minus TrololoTROLOLO MINUS TROLOLO
Added: 2 days ago
The trolololing trollface is back again but this time he's not singing. It's hard to tell exactly what he IS doing, but whatever he's up to it seems like he's getting a kick out of it and making some interesting noises in the process.
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Irish SpiderboyIRISH SPIDERBOY
Added: 2 days ago
With St Patrick's day just round the corner, what better way to remind the Irish where they come from. Clearly Spiderboy got very confused by trying to speak and keep himself wedged in the door frame at the same time. One at a time me lad.
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The Unexplainable GalleryTHE UNEXPLAINABLE GALLERY
Added: 2 days ago
What? Why? How and WTF?!? are all valid questions you may have while browsing this gallery, questions, that we are unable and or unwilling to answer. A few of these questions however can be answered with the following answer: "Japan"
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Blade Runner Deleted SceneBLADE RUNNER DELETED SCENE
Added: 2 days ago
No matter how far advanced our technologies get, even in the distant future when we have arms made from iPods and Philip K Dick's fevered imaginings are considered too conventional, using Windows will still be a pain in the ass.
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Leonard Nimoys Tapdancing AccentLEONARD NIMOYS TAPDANCING ACCENT
Added: 2 days ago
If you can figure out what the hell this accent is supposed to be then congratulations, you just won your googly-eyed self an internets. At first I actually thought this was dubbed, like one of the recent DJO videos!!! LOL.
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Zooey Deschanel And Katy PerryZOOEY DESCHANEL AND KATY PERRY
Added: 2 days ago
While you're at it universe, can I have a few Scarlett Johanssons and a couple of Emma Watsons. I've suspicions the male sex has been relentlessly improving technology over the millennia just so one day we can copy and paste women like files.
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BMW Magic TrickBMW MAGIC TRICK
Added: 2 days ago
Everyone has seen the tablecloth trick in one form or another but the chances are that you've never seen it done by attaching the tablecloth to the back of a motorbike. It'd be better if they made a bike that could load the dishwasher though.
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