TODAY'S EDITORS PICKS : 21 NOVEMBER 2009
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RED DWARF: THE 10 BEST SMEGGING EPISODESAdded: 1 day ago
Red Dwarf is, probably, one of the greatest science fiction sitcoms about 4 characters and their ship's computer lost in the vast absurdity of the universe set aboard a 6 mile long, 5 mile tall and 4 mile wide spaceship called Red Dwarf ever made.
GLOTTAL OPERAAdded: 1 day ago
This is four people's laryngeal openings singing opera, but filmed from inside their throats - although if I hadn't explained that you may've thought it was some other orifice, which would be equally, if not more, impressive - WTF!?!
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BALLOON BASS AND BOXAdded: 1 day ago
Want to play an instrument but can't afford a guitar because you live in a trailer with your 5 dads? Well this is one way you could still be musical; you'll need a balloon, a piece of string, a box and some talent. You go guys, rock on.
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F THE SAdded: 1 day ago
So why are all these people clapping you wonder, as this clip begins. Is it someone's birthday, has someone just won something? No they're going to break in to a dance routine to Sons of Butcher's F#ck the Sh#t. F#cking awesome. LOL
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LINGERIE BOWL COLLECTIONAdded: 1 day ago
I think they should scrap American Football in favour of Rollerball like in that 70s movie starring James Caan, and if that won't get past the governing bodies they should replace it with this. It's much more enjoyable to look at.
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NINJA SEX PARTY: "I JUST WANT TO (DANCE)"Added: 1 day ago
Ninja sex parties are difficult because you can't see where anyone is, so you just have to start humping the air and hoping that it's a hawt ninja babe. Alternatively you could start throwing some shuriken and wait until someone says ow.
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HELIUM CHOIRAdded: 1 day ago
This is a unique if unusual way to play Mozart's Requiem, a choir from La Schola Cantorum Santa Maria degli Angeli use several dozen helium balloons to get their voices to the right pitch. I imagine this is what the Smurf's choir sound like.
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SHUT UP AND F*#K ME!Added: 1 day ago
Delightful, this country song has a nice mellow melody as sweet as the scent of fresh strawberries, but the lyrics are some what dirtier and are of a more adult nature. It's a great spoof track from actor comedian Liam Kyle Sullivan. LOL
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RECORD COVER COLLAGESAdded: 1 day ago
A clever and novel idea, because the album cover is soon to be extinct once we download everything directly into our brains from a supercomputer that has a huge database of films and music, so might as well start using them in some other way.
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TILT 2Added: 1 day ago
A super-hellishly difficult ball balancing nightmare addiction & just to top off the bad day you are probably already having you will probably still be playing it long after your buddies have disowned you & gone down the pub! (Marvzoid gets 6403)
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WEIRD AL YANKOVIC EXPLAINS AUTOTUNEAdded: 1 day ago
A brief history of auto tune from its early days as a vocal coach for Cher, to its days as an over saturated musical aid, to the all conquering meme, to Jay-Z declaring its death. And what a ride it's been, but what will become of it next?
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NINJA KITTENS (EXTENDED VERSION)Added: 1 day ago
We've had Ninja Cat well now we have the next logical step, kitty heads transposed onto human bodies. It's creeping me out to be honest, no longer do cats look all cutesy but instead look menacing and unnatural. Kill them with fiiire!
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SUNBATHING LEIAS Added: 1 day ago
Princess Leia and her stunt double catch some sun on the set of Return of the Jedi, what a splendid vision for the eyes. I bet the whole of the male crew members are all salivating out of shot, fighting each other to get a decent picture.
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TRUCKER'S DELIGHTAdded: 1 day ago
8-bit perverted power-up depravity in this animation, a truly original concept this and for all its mind-bending sexual delinquency it's actually very enjoyable and clever. Just make sure nobody catches you watching it or they'll burn you.
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THE WIRE - 100 GREATEST QUOTESAdded: 2 days ago
The greatest TV show about the decaying corpse of the Great American City in 100 quotes, because it's all in the game y'all. I'd like to see a Baltimore version of Monopoly, how cool would that be? Then we could all be part of the game.
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CHARLIE CHAPLIN IN THE MATRIXAdded: 2 days ago
The Matrix re-imagined as a silent film from the early part of the 20th century starring that little tramp, no not Jean Harlow but Charlie Chaplin. I'd like to see a version of The Matrix starring Charlie Brown, the cartoon equivalent of fail.
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HOT, DAMP CHICKAdded: 2 days ago
So what do girls get up to when they hang out? They play with dolls until they p#ss themselves laughing by the looks of this video. If there's anyone out there who watches 30 Rock you'll know this as lizzing (laughing and whizzing).
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THE ART OF RANDIS ALBIONAdded: 2 days ago
Using a mix of sci-fi, fantasy, anime, horror and fairy tales Mr Albion makes some haunting, striking, disturbing but brilliant images in a style that is detailed and all his own. Why is this man not drawing comics? (via randis.deviantart.com/)
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DRUNK EWOKSAdded: 2 days ago
George Lucas is looking a little grey these days...When Ewoks aren't making Star Wars spin-offs about monsters called Gorax they're getting up to mischief on daytime TV shows; drinking, moonwalking, fighting, dry-humping...the usual.
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ICE SKATING NINJA CHICKAdded: 2 days ago
This girl must be a ninja, only someone with the expert training of one of the Orders of the Seven Clans could perform such a neat trick and come back with a fish in her mouth. Or she could be a seal in disguise with a drill up its butt.
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SWEET PARKOUR TRICKSAdded: 2 days ago
This guy is amazing, just look at the supreme professionalism of his tricks, bounding off walls and steps like he IS the urban landscape - where does his foot end and the wall begin? So graceful, like a penguin swimming in the sea. A marvel.
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