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INAPPROPRIATE "KIDS MOVIE" DIRECTORS
Added: 3 days ago
Some directors just can't get enough of directing kids movies but wouldn't it be funny to see some of the hardened more serious cinematic bad boys get in on the action. So here's some directors and movie I think would work well.

Two Hot ChicksTOP 20 5 SECOND FILMS
Added: 1 day ago
The title says it all really, but it's a compilation of the top 20 5 second movies from 5secondfilms.com. These are the greatest short videos to make you laugh. My favorite is Jon Worley with the Flipper Baby, this product doesn't mess around.
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The Tetris GodTHE TETRIS GOD
Added: 1 day ago
Have you ever prayed to the Tetris God for a line piece at that perfect moment for a tetis? I know I have. Well now it is time for you to meet the cruel lord and see his torturous ways in full effect. He loves to toy with a mere mortal!!!
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Vulva Original advertPOON PONG
Added: 1 day ago
Oh great, some German company have gone and designed an aroma, based on vaginas, for men. Vulva Original offers "the genuine scent of a woman" via an easy-to-use roll on applicator and will presumably attract rapists and dogs.
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Baby Got BackBABY GOT BACK
Added: 1 day ago
I like big butts and I can not lie, You other brothers can't deny, That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face, You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough, 'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
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Sexy Japanese GameshowJAPANESE SHOWER GAMESHOW
Added: 1 day ago
Another brilliant brainwave from the land of the rising sun. A bunch of randy blokes climb up a slippery slope and chuck a tennis ball at a pretty girl. If they do well then they get to perv on her while she's in the shower. God bless you, Japan.
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Bacon RocketBACON ROCKET
Added: 1 day ago
Everybody loves bacon, it has been the downfall of many a vegetarian and now it's rocket powered, so it can get in your belly super fast. This isn't your average experiment but it is something we can all relate to and enjoy. LOl!
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Pocahontas Versus AvatarAVATONTAS
Added: 1 day ago
To prove that the only Oscar Avatar deserves is the one for "most derivative film of the year" Some hardworking soul has re-cut the audio from the Avatar trailer to clips from Pocahontas. It's not just a coincidence that they fit so well...
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Reclamation flash gameRECLAMATION
Added: Today
Everything about this games screams retro, with it's the Asteroids style vector based visuals and the addictive simplicity of the Jezzball gameplay. Do battle with centipedes, trilobites and the black hole that creates them! (chewypoo gets 252,199)
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Big Lebowski Alignment Chart BIG LEBOWSKI ALIGNMENT CHART
Added: 1 day ago
A chart perfectly aligned with the characters in the movie, really ties the characters together. If you've never seen the Big Lebowski then take the chance as soon as possible, it's cult movie gold. The Dude abides.
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You Are A TerroristYOU ARE A TERRORIST
Added: 1 day ago
A short animated film made in Germany that succinctly outlines why you are a terrorist and as such the government require constant surveillance of your person and unfettered access to your whereabouts, personal details and hard drive.
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Rabbits Vs HunterRABBITS VS HUNTER
Added: 2 days ago
In the latest prank from Remi Gaillard, the rabbits finally get their revenge on the hunters. I'm sure there is a crude joke about going down the rabbit hole to be made here, or maybe going at it like rabbits. Either way it is very funny.
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TronTRON LEGACY TRAILER
Added: 2 days ago
Hollywood is back to reliving past glories and this time it's Tron. Tron. A movie about a guy being shrunk down, digitized and put inside a computer. A movie from a simpler time when that sentence sounded a little less retarded than it does now...
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Jim JefferiesJIM JEFFERIES ON RELIGION
Added: 2 days ago
Jim lays it down, making no apologies and pulling no punches. If you're a godfag and don't have a sense of humor you might want to go watch something else instead because this make you rage. Still, you can always just turn the other cheek...
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Corporate Graphic FailsCORPORATE GRAPHIC FAILS
Added: 2 days ago
You would think the first thing you would make sure your logo doesn't look like is something sexual like a penis or a child performing sexual act. Alot these company's however would seem to disagree
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Tahiticora The GamerTAHITICORA THE GAMER
Added: 2 days ago
It's a good thing her ass is so good to look at because watching her play this game is painful. How good would it be to have a girl with a butt like this who enjoyed gaming in a thong? It might make your console redundant but who cares?
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Robo Run Flash GameROBO RUN
Added: 2 days ago
The more observant among you may notice the game mechanics for this are strikingly similar to VVVVVV. If you like that then you're more than likely going to like this too so get stuck in. Collect all the crystals for max points! (Ando scores 17700)
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Alan Is The Weakest LinkALAN IS THE WEAKEST LINK
Added: 2 days ago
It looks like Alan might have got a couple of questions wrong in the last round. Oh dear. Have they increased the amount of players on the weakest link these days? Either way Alan gets some serious hate coming his way, but it don't get him down.
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Ninjas Favourite PlantNINJAS FAVOURITE PLANT
Added: 2 days ago
There are actually 12 of them in this picture It really sucks to walk into these things. Next we need to cross breed these with marijuana plants and create 'Stealth weed', although weed stash loss would go up by 1000%.
Comments: 6  /  User Rating:

 
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