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TODAY'S EDITORS PICKS : 16 MARCH 2010
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INAPPROPRIATE "KIDS MOVIE" DIRECTORS
Added: 7 days ago
Some directors just can't get enough of directing kids movies but wouldn't it be funny to see some of the hardened more serious cinematic bad boys get in on the action. So here's some directors and movie I think would work well.

Iron Man 2 Trailer RemixIRON MAN 2 TRAILER REMIX
Added: 1 day ago
If you aren't already jizzing in your Hulk-themed underwear at the prospect of Iron Man 2, then check out this badass remix of the trailer. I hope there's a scene in the movie where Tony Stark has a threesome with Gwyneth and Scarlett Johansson.
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Kings Of LeonKINGS OF LEON SHREDS
Added: 1 day ago
Paupers of Leon more like. This sucks, hard. You'd've thought a band of their calibre could play their instruments properly. Ho ho. This is part of the "Shreds" YouTube meme - hilariously bad overdubbing of concert footage. MOAR!
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Drifting FailDRIFTING FAIL
Added: 1 day ago
Oh My God. I think this clip just made my day. You have to be a serious bozo for this to happen to you. First of all your the passenger in a budget yellow 3 series BMW and secondly you're not clever enough to keep the car door closed mid burn.
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40 Girls Who've Never Paid For A Drink40 GIRLS WHO'VE NEVER PAID FOR A DRINK
Added: 1 day ago
For some women, having the right set of genes is like having a pass in life. Men will always buy them drinks and food. All they need to do is flash bit of flesh and they're out of trouble. These are those women, the world is a better place for them.
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Ninja CatsNINJA CATS
Added: 1 day ago
Everyone knows cats here pretty agile but these bad boys have just raised the bar a few notches! I particularly like the one when the cat jumps to the top of the door. But how is he going to get down from there? Mission impossible eat your heart out.
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Forehead TitaesFOREHEAD TITAES
Added: 1 day ago
Do men ignore what you're saying and gawp at you chest? Do you find it hard to get them to treat you as an equal instead of an object? Well, get used to it love. Also, how's about you rustle me up a sammich and a cup of tea? Thx babe.
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TrololoTROLOLO
Added: 1 day ago
The full version of the popular internet earworm that is "Trololo". The Russian answer to the Rick Roll, it will infect your brain, making you hum it's melody at random, unable to stop or get it's trollface looking singer out of your head.
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Robot Wants KittyROBOT WANTS KITTY
Added: 1 day ago
A cute puzzle platformer that has you running around a labyrinth looking for the tools requires to get your metalic mitts on a cuddly kitty to pet and hold. It's pretty basic but surprisingly addictive. Can you catch the kitty? (No winners yet)
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Speed RacistSPEED RACIST
Added: 1 day ago
Another animation from Cyanide & Happiness, this one follows the tragic and painfully slow death of a beloved cartoon character from yesteryear gone bad. Still, at least as he is slowly roasting to death he has time to repent for his racist ways...
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Protest of the Facebook GenerationPROTEST OF THE FACEBOOK GENERATION
Added: 1 day ago
Today's generation just click join a group and not have to do any real activism, I mean, how are we gonna get cops to say 'pikaa-chuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! before tazing if we don't take these things seriously?
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The Matrix PillTHE MATRIX PILL
Added: 4 days ago
Before you can go down the rabbit hole, it needs to go down your mouth hole. Neo wants to see how deep the rabbit hole goes but he just can't swallow the pill. Considering he is the one this could be quite a step back for man kind.
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Ikea FailIKEA FAIL
Added: 4 days ago
Who knows what this has to do with Ikea but watch someone take it to the nuts is always good. Especially when that someone is fannying around on some goofy looking piece of furniture. He knows he looks like a bozo but it's just too late.
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Galactica: SabotageGALACTICA: SABOTAGE
Added: 4 days ago
Katie King, a self described "media-obsessed chick who digs all things sci-fi," edited this awesome mash up from the Battlestar Galactica movie. It looks just like Sabotage the Beatie Boys video, but slightly more futuristic, don't you think?
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The Picture OverflowTHE PICTURE OVERFLOW
Added: 4 days ago
None of you sent junk food last week but that's OK, we spent all our wages on a can of Dr Pepper and this is the result. Fuelled by caffeine we surfed the tubes with a frenzy only equalled by cookie monster in a biscuit tin.
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Auto Tune The News 10AUTO-TUNE THE NEWS 10
Added: 4 days ago
The News autotuners are back again for a tenth time, making the news a little more musical. This time they cover stories about a turtle proof fence, the super bowl, jobs, jobs jobs and who's got the strongest ethics laws. LOL!!!
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Lego Lightsabre BattleLEGO FORCE UNLEASHED
Added: 4 days ago
Home made light sabres battle scenes are a popular staple on the internet and they're always packed full of awesome. This one manages to combine the awesomeness of lightsabres with the awesomeness of Lego Minifigs. So... Much... Win...
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Ashley Burch Plays PsychonautsHAWP - PSYCHONAUTS
Added: 4 days ago
Ashley Burch dusts off the underrated cult classic Pychonauts and gets way more into it than she should. Using a cardboard cut-out door and her latend pyschic ability she reads her brother's mind and gets into trouble with her dad.
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Zoobooks AdvertZOOBOOKS
Added: 4 days ago
This has to be the least convincing advert you'll ever see. Not only is the product complete and utter garbage, but it's being talked about by a sarcastically enthusiastic, flamboyantly homosexual gent with no knowledge of animals.
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