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TODAY'S EDITORS PICKS : 09 FEBRUARY 2010
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THE 18 GREATEST HORROR FILMS EVER.
Added: 4 days ago
Apologies for another movie-related blog, and I promise, this will definitely be the last one for a while (well, maybe for two or three weeks), but I've just come off the back of a really interesting argument with a mate, and I just had to get typing.

Star Wars BurlesqueSTAR WARS BURLESQUE
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When it comes to Star Wars fantasies, most people immediately fixate on Princess Leia in that slave costume, but nobody ever spares a thought for Jabba, 3PO or the humble storm trooper. These Burlesque babes redress that balance.
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Remi's Pizza TimeREMI'S PIZZA TIME
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Even Remi dressed up as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles loves pizza, but he doesn't like paying for them. Remi takes advantage of some unsuspecting pizza delivery boys and gets himself some free food. Who'd stand in the way of a man and pizza?
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Cobra Commander Wins The InternetCOBRA COMMANDER WINS THE INTERNET
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If you've ever dipped your toe into the murky world of Chat Roulette you'll know just how random it can be, but you'll probably just going to be chatting to some sad case in their bedroom. If you're very lucky you might get an 80s icon!
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A Bazillion Hand BrasA BAZILLION HAND BRAS
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Lets play hunt the nipple, if you find one, you win the picture getting deleted! This gallery is definitely not safe for work but if it has nipples you have to be logged in to see them. None of us want that, so do your public duty and report a nipple.
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Jumbo SwingJUMBO SWING
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The paranoid thoughts that would go through my head before jumping off a cliff like this would be so extreme. But I bet after the initial fall and the rope catching you it is all plane sailing. Man heights are the scariest thing ever.
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Envirophone Wonga RemixENVIROPHONE WONGA REMIX
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What started as a cheesy advert for a second hand mobile phone website has escalated to the status of internet phenomenon and joined the likes of Billy Mays and the Shamwow guy. God bless you Mister Wonga and all the lolz you give us.
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Wrath Of AnubisWRATH OF ANUBIS
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You could be forgiven for thinking that this was a retro film-licence for one of the Indiana Jones films. You'd also be forgiven for thinking this is better than any of the Indiana Jones licence games. Because it is. (No winners yet)
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College Humor SlasherCOLLEGE HUMOR SLASHER
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So there's a machete wielding, bloodthirsty maniac chasing you through the halls of the College Humor offices, steadily gaining ground. The ticking clock is running out and that lift is taking forever. That's no reason not to hold the doors...
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How Not To Get AidsHOW NOT TO GET AIDS
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Goddamnit, why did no one tell me about the dead brothers wives thing? Back to the clinic again. That guy is pimpin, he gets a armchair while his wives sit at his feet and he gets his dead brothers wives, that's just how they roll in Uganda.
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Social Networking AddictsSOCIAL NETWORKING ADDICTS
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We all know one. A person who spends more time updating their facebook status than they spend on doing whatever it is they've said they're doing in the update. These people need help, and with the help of vids like this they can be rehabilitated.
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Pants On The Ground RemixPANTS ON THE GROUND REMIX
Added: 4 days ago
American Idol has to be one of the lamest shows ever created, but this is so good it makes it all worth while. Just look at the stupid face Simon Cowell has when he hears the beginning of this song, he just can't believe how good it is!:)
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Mini DaddyMINI DADDY
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Oh My God! This fat little donkey has got to be joking, there is no way he can think he is cool! Can he really think he is a gangster at 10 years old? Hustling at that ages can only really consist of lunch money and being the school bully.
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Full Metal FortressFULL METAL FORTRESS
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Do you love the film Full Metal Jacket? Do you love the game Team Fortress 2? I can't hear you, sound off like you got a pair! Well, In that case you'll love this too, because it's Full Metal Jacket, as acted out by the Team Fortress 2 gang!
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The Picture OverflowTHE PICTURE OVERFLOW
Added: 4 days ago
40 pictures that didn't quite make it during the week. There could have been more this week as the internet has been very creative but unfortunately as our galleries only hold 40 pics they'll have to wait until next week.
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Paranormal CattivityPARANORMAL CATTIVITY
Added: 4 days ago
Some things there are simple explanations for. Ghosts, UFO sightings, homeopathy. These can all be explained away with scientific reasoning. This video, however, can not.Who the hell would make this? What does it mean!? Why does it repeat? WTF!?
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Money SeizeMONEY SEIZE
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One of the most addictive platforms games since N, this game has you taking on the guise of a money seeking gent in a top hat with an impressive arsenal of aerial manouvers. Complete the levels and collect all the gold you can! (Ando gets 344)
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She's A...SHE'S A...
Added: 4 days ago
Don't let that grey hair and orthopaedic shoes fool you...she's a super freak when she has her teeth out. In case you're wondering whether it's a photoshop, Hoe is actually a real place in Plymouth, England.
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Baby HeadbangerBABY HEADBANGER
Added: 4 days ago
Wow, this kid really loves listening to his music & pumping those fists! Instead of strapping him into the back seat they should set him down slap bang in the middle of the dash, safety be damned. He's way better than one of those nodding dogs!
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