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TODAY'S EDITORS PICKS : 15 MARCH 2010
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INAPPROPRIATE "KIDS MOVIE" DIRECTORS
Added: 6 days ago
Some directors just can't get enough of directing kids movies but wouldn't it be funny to see some of the hardened more serious cinematic bad boys get in on the action. So here's some directors and movie I think would work well.

The Matrix PillTHE MATRIX PILL
Added: 3 days ago
Before you can go down the rabbit hole, it needs to go down your mouth hole. Neo wants to see how deep the rabbit hole goes but he just can't swallow the pill. Considering he is the one this could be quite a step back for man kind.
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Ikea FailIKEA FAIL
Added: 3 days ago
Who knows what this has to do with Ikea but watch someone take it to the nuts is always good. Especially when that someone is fannying around on some goofy looking piece of furniture. He knows he looks like a bozo but it's just too late.
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Galactica: SabotageGALACTICA: SABOTAGE
Added: 3 days ago
Katie King, a self described "media-obsessed chick who digs all things sci-fi," edited this awesome mash up from the Battlestar Galactica movie. It looks just like Sabotage the Beatie Boys video, but slightly more futuristic, don't you think?
Comments: 10  /  User Rating:

The Picture OverflowTHE PICTURE OVERFLOW
Added: 3 days ago
None of you sent junk food last week but that's OK, we spent all our wages on a can of Dr Pepper and this is the result. Fuelled by caffeine we surfed the tubes with a frenzy only equalled by cookie monster in a biscuit tin.
Comments: 30  /  User Rating:

Auto Tune The News 10AUTO-TUNE THE NEWS 10
Added: 3 days ago
The News autotuners are back again for a tenth time, making the news a little more musical. This time they cover stories about a turtle proof fence, the super bowl, jobs, jobs jobs and who's got the strongest ethics laws. LOL!!!
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Lego Lightsabre BattleLEGO FORCE UNLEASHED
Added: 3 days ago
Home made light sabres battle scenes are a popular staple on the internet and they're always packed full of awesome. This one manages to combine the awesomeness of lightsabres with the awesomeness of Lego Minifigs. So... Much... Win...
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Ashley Burch Plays PsychonautsHAWP - PSYCHONAUTS
Added: 3 days ago
Ashley Burch dusts off the underrated cult classic Pychonauts and gets way more into it than she should. Using a cardboard cut-out door and her latend pyschic ability she reads her brother's mind and gets into trouble with her dad.
Comments: 5  /  User Rating:

Lamprey DiseaseLAMPREY DISEASE
Added: 3 days ago
Someone should make a zombie movie where this happens, I wouldn't watch it, but it would be cool. It would all start when an experiment crossing genetically engineered radioactive lampreys with the common cold goes horribly wrong
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Zoobooks AdvertZOOBOOKS
Added: 3 days ago
This has to be the least convincing advert you'll ever see. Not only is the product complete and utter garbage, but it's being talked about by a sarcastically enthusiastic, flamboyantly homosexual gent with no knowledge of animals.
Comments: 3  /  User Rating:

Mega Drill Flash GameMEGA DRILL
Added: 3 days ago
Pilot a gigantic subterranean drill as you burrow through the earth looking for coins, treasure chests, emeralds, rubies and diamonds! Don't go too deep though or your drill will buckle under the pressure! (Ando gets $131355 after tax)
Comments: 9  /  User Rating:

Two Hot ChicksTOP 20 5 SECOND FILMS
Added: 4 days ago
The title says it all really, but it's a compilation of the top 20 5 second movies from 5secondfilms.com. These are the greatest short videos to make you laugh. My favorite is Jon Worley with the Flipper Baby, this product doesn't mess around.
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The Tetris GodTHE TETRIS GOD
Added: 4 days ago
Have you ever prayed to the Tetris God for a line piece at that perfect moment for a tetis? I know I have. Well now it is time for you to meet the cruel lord and see his torturous ways in full effect. He loves to toy with a mere mortal!!!
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Vulva Original advertPOON PONG
Added: 4 days ago
Oh great, some German company have gone and designed an aroma, based on vaginas, for men. Vulva Original offers "the genuine scent of a woman" via an easy-to-use roll on applicator and will presumably attract rapists and dogs.
Comments: 19  /  User Rating:

Baby Got BackBABY GOT BACK
Added: 4 days ago
I like big butts and I can not lie, You other brothers can't deny, That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face, You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough, 'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Comments: 25  /  User Rating:

Sexy Japanese GameshowJAPANESE SHOWER GAMESHOW
Added: 4 days ago
Another brilliant brainwave from the land of the rising sun. A bunch of randy blokes climb up a slippery slope and chuck a tennis ball at a pretty girl. If they do well then they get to perv on her while she's in the shower. God bless you, Japan.
Comments: 7  /  User Rating:

Bacon RocketBACON ROCKET
Added: 4 days ago
Everybody loves bacon, it has been the downfall of many a vegetarian and now it's rocket powered, so it can get in your belly super fast. This isn't your average experiment but it is something we can all relate to and enjoy. LOl!
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Pocahontas Versus AvatarAVATONTAS
Added: 4 days ago
To prove that the only Oscar Avatar deserves is the one for "most derivative film of the year" Some hardworking soul has re-cut the audio from the Avatar trailer to clips from Pocahontas. It's not just a coincidence that they fit so well...
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Reclamation flash gameRECLAMATION
Added: 3 days ago
Everything about this games screams retro, with it's the Asteroids style vector based visuals and the addictive simplicity of the Jezzball gameplay. Do battle with centipedes, trilobites and the black hole that creates them! (chewypoo gets 252,199)
Comments: 9  /  User Rating:

 
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