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TODAY'S EDITORS PICKS : 03 SEPTEMBER 2010
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TOP 10 NEW BANDS 2010
Added: 3 days ago
For your listening pleasure this week: Ten of the finest up and coming new bands, with an accompanying cheat sheet and Spotify playlist to ease you through the working day. So open your eyes to the new music world and see what you think.

EDL Fashion EDL FASHION
Added: Today
A terrifying new fashion movement is sweeping the UK calling itself the Evisu Defence League. It consists of Reebok Classics, Evisu jeans, Stone Island jackets and Lonsdale hoodies if you have that combination of clothes then you are one of them!
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The Allergy THE ALLERGY
Added: Today
Sometimes all it takes is the right motivation to quit a bad habit. Possibly the best part of this video is when his buddy gives him a congratulatory smoke for having a hot girlfriend, little did he know about her allergy, best give that ciggie back.
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Robocop The OperaROBOCOP THE OPERA
Added: Today
The only logical step after the Terminator Opera has to be this. Murphy just wants to know what happened to him is that too much to ask? What will be next Predator, Die Hard or maybe Rocky. Keep them coming guys they rule.
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The Picture OverflowTHE PICTURE OVERFLOW
Added: Today
40 fresh whole pictures trawled from the depths of the interbutts. The internet has been generous providing us with more than we could consume during the week, luckily we can keep all the excess pics here in the picture overflow.
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Japanese Super GaysJAPANESE SUPER GAYS
Added: Today
I really can't explain what the fuck is going on here. Naked men with light-saber emitting winged-rose genitalia fight-rape armed guards for reasons unknown. The Japanese, it's like the whole county's deep in some eternal ketamine binge!
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Adblock PlusADBLOCK PLUS
Added: Today
Sick of those annoying adverts and trailers that pop up before every video you try to watch? Well here is the solution. It's free, easy as hell to use and plugs straight into firefox in seconds. Get it now and enjoy the internet again!
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Neon LayersNEON LAYERS
Added: Today
Time to get stuck into some real work and tell the boss to bugger off ! A simple yet infuriatingly difficult gravity puzzle game where you have to toggle different layers of neon lighting to guide your ball to the exit ! (TAZ finishes lvl 25)
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The Colonels Secret RecipeTHE COLONELS SECRET RECIPE
Added: Today
Everyone's favourite coinaseur of palettable poultry give us a tour of his factory and shows us how he gets the succulent meat so tender and delicious. It's making my mouth water already ! CHICKAAAN DIPPAAAAAZZZZ! OM NOM NOM NOM!
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Impressive ResumeIMPRESSIVE RESUME
Added: Today
Boy that's just a straight shooter with upper management written all over him. All they have to do is negotiate his salary from $18,000- $250,000 and their organisation wont know what hit them. I'd hire him and I don't even have a corporation
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Video Game Songs With Lyrics VIDEO GAME SONGS WITH LYRICS
Added: Today
This is the same guy who made that TV theme medley a while ago, and now he's done a similar one about video games. It's got Zelda, Tetris, Kirby, Mega Man 3 and best of all he's gone and done his own lyrics to each of them. Like a total dork.
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Fat Brit Dancing At Carnival FAT BRIT DANCING AT CARNIVAL
Added: 1 day ago
No, this isn't an audition for the next series of Britain's Got Talent, it's just a bit of impromptu urban street dance inspired by Jamaican dancehall traditions and enough alcohol to kill an elephant. All I know is she is one classy lady!
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Cassetteboy Vs Dragons' DenCASSETTEBOY VS DRAGONS' DEN
Added: 1 day ago
AKA Dragons' Dirty Den. The recession may have stopped the Dragons investing money, but they have something else to offer - themselves. In a sexy way. Debora is concerned about Theo's package even touching the sides! That's a serious worry.
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Terminator 2 OperaTERMINATOR 2 OPERA
Added: 1 day ago
With a singing voice like Arnies it was only a matter of time before this was released. But let me tell you it was definitely worth the wait. Not only awesome singing but an awesome insight into how the T-101 just wants to kill again.
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The Mormon Guide To BubblingTHE MORMON GUIDE TO BUBBLING
Added: 1 day ago
Mormon posts(http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=127185813) a guide in how to make god safe porn using the "bubbling" technique. You've got to be really desperate to find these images sexy. I'll be in my bunk
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Shake Weight DubSHAKE WEIGHT DUB
Added: 1 day ago
It didn't really need a parody overdub to make it hilariously funny but just for good measure the Jabo0ody dubs guys have decided to give it one anyway, pointing out the obvious resemblance between the shake weight and a gentleman's goodies.
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Pixel PurgePIXEL PURGE
Added: 1 day ago
An addictive two dimensional shooter where reactions and strategy play pivotal roles. kill the enemies, grab the loot they drop and upgrade your ship to deal with the onslaught of subsequent waves of pixels! (Ando gets 240,302)
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How Star Trek Should Have EndedHOW STAR TREK SHOULD HAVE ENDED
Added: 1 day ago
Although Trekkies might not have been overjoyed with J.J Abrams vision of their raison d'etre, it didn't stop it from Being a great action movie. All it was missing was more red-shirt fatalities. The HISHE guys are here to rectify that!
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Yahoo Answers Trolls & IdiotsYAHOO ANSWERS TROLLS & IDIOTS
Added: 1 day ago
You may think all these people are trolls but yes there are people out there that seriously ARE this stupid. This is what happens when we let our society get so soft and protective, evolution doesn't stand a chance, so now we're all doomed.
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