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TODAY'S EDITORS PICKS : 24 NOVEMBER 2009
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RED DWARF: THE 10 BEST SMEGGING EPISODES
Added: 4 days ago
Red Dwarf is, probably, one of the greatest science fiction sitcoms about 4 characters and their ship's computer lost in the vast absurdity of the universe set aboard a 6 mile long, 5 mile tall and 4 mile wide spaceship called Red Dwarf ever made.

Poker Faces by Half Mast/HatPOKER FACES BY HALF MAST/HAT
Added: Today
OMG!! It is the ultimate remix including Lady Gaga, Christopher Walken and the fabulous Eric Cartman! We all have to take our hats off to the masters of this remix Half Mast/Hat because this is going straight to number 1.... Remixtastic!
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Yip Yips / Ante UpYIP YIPS / ANTE UP
Added: Today
So after 40 years of holding down their real identity the truth finally comes out. Attention please, attention please! The Yip Yip Martians reveal their real lives as full blow gangster rappers. Who would have thought it ay? LOL!!
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Kitten Attempts Epic JumpKITTEN ATTEMPTS EPIC JUMP
Added: Today
Look at this little kitty, simply adorable so let's hope it doesn't fail this jump and land on its face smashing its skull into tiny pieces where next door neighbour's dog runs in and chomps it in its jaws, because that would be horrid.
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Billiard BabesBILLIARD BABES
Added: Today
If ever you wanted a finer example of impressive racks you'd be hard pushed to find one better than those on display by these pert pool-room pretties! I know exactly where i'd like to sink that 8 ball and then move onto some 6 & 9 ball action!
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Face-Off With A Deadly PredatorFACE-OFF WITH A DEADLY PREDATOR
Added: Today
Was this leopard seal helping this guy or fattening him up just like the witch in Hansel and Gretel? Is that glass half full or half empty? I'd say it's half drunk. I hope this photographer put this kind seal on his Christmas card list.
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Super Mario Castle Theme Death Metal!SUPER MARIO CASTLE THEME DEATH METAL!
Added: Today
It's the castle theme that we all know and love from Super Mario Bros. but turned up one louder on the rock dial to Death Metal. So bite off the head of a Koopa Troopa, kick Bowser in the face and let's get Princess Peach in the mosh pit!
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Wireless HeadsetsWIRELESS HEADSETS
Added: Today
They might sound like a great idea in theory but actually using them in practice can cause embarrassing problems ! Still, if you're as great a dancer as this dude then you've got nothing to worry about in the slightest!
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Click Play 2CLICK PLAY 2
Added: Today
As if the first click play wasn't enough, here it is again with even more infuriating puzzles for you to click your way through while cursing at your laptop's innefectual mousepad and ripping out clumps of hair! Hurrah! (No winners yet)
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Roomba Pac-ManROOMBA PAC-MAN
Added: Today
Someone had to do it otherwise humanity might not have realised our full potential. So, thankfully, someone has done it; Pac-Man with vacuum cleaners using unmanned aerial system software to guide our hero to nom on those pesky ghosts. Geek me.
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Rollercoaster JunkieROLLERCOASTER JUNKIE
Added: Today
An animated music video about an excitable little fella and his insatiable appetite for the thrills and spills of riding the rollercoaster. Watch in awe as he climbs, soars, plummets and cranks the speed up to "Crazy Fast" !
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Future Of Breakdancing?FUTURE OF BREAKDANCING?
Added: 1 day ago
Break out that skin-tight leotard, stuff a potato down the front to avoid people laughing, and start busting some aerobic moves. The real b-boys wish they could be as badass as these prancing gymnasts. After this event they go pimpslap some bling.
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Awesome "Shaming" MontageAWESOME "SHAMING" MONTAGE
Added: 1 day ago
When it comes to drinking you should always remember to only pass out in your own bed, with none of your friends in the house so they can't tape you to the walls and spray you in urine or paint you the colors of unicorn sh#t. Be warned.
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Techno GrandmaTECHNO GRANDMA
Added: 1 day ago
She only popped out for a carton of milk and to pick up her incontinence pills - now look at her, raving with the best of them. Whoop-whoop! Don't be fooled be her initial bewildered look, because soon she starts making some shapes. Es are Good!
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Amputee TattoosAMPUTEE TATTOOS
Added: 1 day ago
It kinda puts a whole new slant on that old saying 'if you've got it, flaunt it!'. Personally i would rather keep my lack of body parts to myself, but then it's a strange world, full of strange people & who came blame them? AWESOME!
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Insane Win ReactionINSANE WIN REACTION
Added: 1 day ago
She takes a while to digest that she's won, a bit of a delayed reaction, but when it finally sinks in I think some windows twelve blocks away are going to need replacing as well your ear-drums. Somebody hit the damn mute button. Quick!
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In and Out Maru.IN AND OUT MARU.
Added: 1 day ago
There he goes, Maru the cat, like an Olympic athlete with his precision and dexterity, leaping, bounding, jumping, thinking, planning. When I watch this I feel I should be holding up score cards with points out of ten. Bravo Maru, bravo. LOL
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Mohawk GrenadeMOHAWK GRENADE
Added: 1 day ago
Mr. T once again don's his trademark bling, rocks a pair of feathered hoop earings and makes a splash in the World of Warcraft! Not content with the camapign for the night elf mohawk class, BA has added a new item for would-be mohawkers!
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The Real Gran TurismoTHE REAL GRAN TURISMO
Added: 1 day ago
The creator of Gran Turismo Kazunori Yamauchi steps out of virtual reality and into the oil-stained, roaring world of motor racing, taking part in a 4-hour endurance event in a race-tuned Lexus IS-F at the world famous Nurburgring Nordschleife.
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