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TODAY'S EDITORS PICKS : 24 NOVEMBER 2009
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RED DWARF: THE 10 BEST SMEGGING EPISODES
Added: 4 days ago
Red Dwarf is, probably, one of the greatest science fiction sitcoms about 4 characters and their ship's computer lost in the vast absurdity of the universe set aboard a 6 mile long, 5 mile tall and 4 mile wide spaceship called Red Dwarf ever made.

Future Of Breakdancing?FUTURE OF BREAKDANCING?
Added: 1 day ago
Break out that skin-tight leotard, stuff a potato down the front to avoid people laughing, and start busting some aerobic moves. The real b-boys wish they could be as badass as these prancing gymnasts. After this event they go pimpslap some bling.
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Awesome "Shaming" MontageAWESOME "SHAMING" MONTAGE
Added: 1 day ago
When it comes to drinking you should always remember to only pass out in your own bed, with none of your friends in the house so they can't tape you to the walls and spray you in urine or paint you the colors of unicorn sh#t. Be warned.
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Techno GrandmaTECHNO GRANDMA
Added: 1 day ago
She only popped out for a carton of milk and to pick up her incontinence pills - now look at her, raving with the best of them. Whoop-whoop! Don't be fooled be her initial bewildered look, because soon she starts making some shapes. Es are Good!
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Amputee TattoosAMPUTEE TATTOOS
Added: 1 day ago
It kinda puts a whole new slant on that old saying 'if you've got it, flaunt it!'. Personally i would rather keep my lack of body parts to myself, but then it's a strange world, full of strange people & who came blame them? AWESOME!
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Insane Win ReactionINSANE WIN REACTION
Added: 1 day ago
She takes a while to digest that she's won, a bit of a delayed reaction, but when it finally sinks in I think some windows twelve blocks away are going to need replacing as well your ear-drums. Somebody hit the damn mute button. Quick!
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In and Out Maru.IN AND OUT MARU.
Added: 1 day ago
There he goes, Maru the cat, like an Olympic athlete with his precision and dexterity, leaping, bounding, jumping, thinking, planning. When I watch this I feel I should be holding up score cards with points out of ten. Bravo Maru, bravo. LOL
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Mohawk GrenadeMOHAWK GRENADE
Added: 1 day ago
Mr. T once again don's his trademark bling, rocks a pair of feathered hoop earings and makes a splash in the World of Warcraft! Not content with the camapign for the night elf mohawk class, BA has added a new item for would-be mohawkers!
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The Real Gran TurismoTHE REAL GRAN TURISMO
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The creator of Gran Turismo Kazunori Yamauchi steps out of virtual reality and into the oil-stained, roaring world of motor racing, taking part in a 4-hour endurance event in a race-tuned Lexus IS-F at the world famous Nurburgring Nordschleife.
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LiftedLIFTED
Added: 1 day ago
Another brilliant Pixar animation focusing on the worlds most amateur alien abduction ! You might have thought that after travelling millions of light years from the far reaches of space that they'd be able to use their own tractor beam!?
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Glottal OperaGLOTTAL OPERA
Added: 4 days ago
This is four people's laryngeal openings singing opera, but filmed from inside their throats - although if I hadn't explained that you may've thought it was some other orifice, which would be equally, if not more, impressive - WTF!?!
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Balloon Bass And BoxBALLOON BASS AND BOX
Added: 4 days ago
Want to play an instrument but can't afford a guitar because you live in a trailer with your 5 dads? Well this is one way you could still be musical; you'll need a balloon, a piece of string, a box and some talent. You go guys, rock on.
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F The SF THE S
Added: 4 days ago
So why are all these people clapping you wonder, as this clip begins. Is it someone's birthday, has someone just won something? No they're going to break in to a dance routine to Sons of Butcher's F#ck the Sh#t. F#cking awesome. LOL
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Lingerie Bowl CollectionLINGERIE BOWL COLLECTION
Added: 4 days ago
I think they should scrap American Football in favour of Rollerball like in that 70s movie starring James Caan, and if that won't get past the governing bodies they should replace it with this. It's much more enjoyable to look at.
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Ninja Sex Party: "I Just Want to (Dance)"NINJA SEX PARTY: "I JUST WANT TO (DANCE)"
Added: 4 days ago
Ninja sex parties are difficult because you can't see where anyone is, so you just have to start humping the air and hoping that it's a hawt ninja babe. Alternatively you could start throwing some shuriken and wait until someone says ow.
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Helium ChoirHELIUM CHOIR
Added: 4 days ago
This is a unique if unusual way to play Mozart's Requiem, a choir from La Schola Cantorum Santa Maria degli Angeli use several dozen helium balloons to get their voices to the right pitch. I imagine this is what the Smurf's choir sound like.
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Shut Up And F*#k Me!SHUT UP AND F*#K ME!
Added: 4 days ago
Delightful, this country song has a nice mellow melody as sweet as the scent of fresh strawberries, but the lyrics are some what dirtier and are of a more adult nature. It's a great spoof track from actor comedian Liam Kyle Sullivan. LOL
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Record Cover CollagesRECORD COVER COLLAGES
Added: 4 days ago
A clever and novel idea, because the album cover is soon to be extinct once we download everything directly into our brains from a supercomputer that has a huge database of films and music, so might as well start using them in some other way.
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