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TODAY'S EDITORS PICKS : 09 FEBRUARY 2010
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THE 18 GREATEST HORROR FILMS EVER.
Added: 4 days ago
Apologies for another movie-related blog, and I promise, this will definitely be the last one for a while (well, maybe for two or three weeks), but I've just come off the back of a really interesting argument with a mate, and I just had to get typing.

If Filmmakers Directed the Super BowlIF FILMMAKERS DIRECTED THE SUPER BOWL
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Ever wondered what it'd be like if the superbowl was reshot and edited by a big time film director like Quentin Tarantino or David Lynch? Well now you know. It might look cool but it makes it pretty hard to tell what the score is...
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Buttered FloorBUTTERED FLOOR
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Is this what people mean when they say they're going to "butter up" their boyfriend? This is how to pwn his ass as he comes out the shower. Is it dangerous? Yes. Could he fall and crack his skull? Yes. Is it hilarious to watch? Yes!
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Sexual HarassmentSEXUAL HARASSMENT
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Just a helpful little tip - NEVER hang out by the photocopier. What are these people moaning about? Sexual harassment is the greatest thing ever invented. The chicks in the kontraband office throw themselves at you all day, it's brilliant.
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Heather Vandeven For DinnerHEATHER VANDEVEN FOR DINNER [R]
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She has been invited round for dinner but she isn't hungry, so she strips off on the table instead. To be honest I would prefer to eat her rather than any other meal, if you know what I mean. Probably the hottest girl on the internet right now!
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Really Random ReceiptsREALLY RANDOM RECEIPTS
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I don't think I'm alone in saying that I almost never look at my receipt, even after seeing these weird receipts I'm probably not going to start either but it shows you never know when you could find something that would make it worth while.
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Expresidential Speech FailEXPRESIDENTIAL SPEECH FAIL
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Old George seems to be having a bit of trouble following simple instructions about what to say. Well it's not like it's the first time. At least the days of the bumbling incompetent Bush are past us and now the brighter future aways........
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American SportsmanshipAMERICAN SPORTSMANSHIP
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Based on a game called Rounders played by schoolgirls in England, Baseball has taken off in a big way in the states. So much so that even the minor leagues are serious business as this furious follically challenged fellow demostrates. WTF!?
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A Little Bit Of Lizel AA LITTLE BIT OF LIZEL A [R]
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She's got norks so perky they seem to defy gravity. Once those nips have you the rest of the world ceases to exist and your mind is instantly transfixed. Her face could be ugly, damned if I know or care. Via met-art.com
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Megan Fox Superbowl AdvertMEGAN FOX SUPERBOWL ADVERT
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Motorolla make everybodies fantasies come true by stripping down the lovely Megan Fox to her birthday suit and getting her to take pictures of herself soaking in the tub. Even if it doesn't sell a single cellular phone it was totally worth it!
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I RemainI REMAIN
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If the zombie apocalypse does come I sure as hell wouldn't want to be in a house like this, boarding up windows and splashing around in the basement. I'd head over to Bill Murray's place and watch Ghostbusters. (No winners yet)
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Sex With Jessica AlbaSEX WITH JESSICA ALBA
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Most red blooded males have probably thought about spending some quiet time with Jessica Alba. Grey Bloke delves into the fantasy world and shatters the illusion by pointing out all the missing details and continuity errors. Thanks a bunch.
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Blonde Scotish BabeBLONDE SCOTISH BABE [15]
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Man if just a quarter of the chicks on Scotland look like this then I'm going to move there very soon. There really is something special about this babe but I can't seem to put my finger on it or any other part of my body for that matter.
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Brain Straining Perspective TrickBRAIN STRAINING PERSPECTIVE TRICK
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Shopped or just wood chopped? I can't work it out, brain hurts. M.C Escher would be proud, it must be the wood Eschers famous stair case was made from. Either way let's burn the guy who made it for witchcraft and mindf*ckery.
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Star Wars BurlesqueSTAR WARS BURLESQUE
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When it comes to Star Wars fantasies, most people immediately fixate on Princess Leia in that slave costume, but nobody ever spares a thought for Jabba, 3PO or the humble storm trooper. These Burlesque babes redress that balance.
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Remi's Pizza TimeREMI'S PIZZA TIME
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Even Remi dressed up as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles loves pizza, but he doesn't like paying for them. Remi takes advantage of some unsuspecting pizza delivery boys and gets himself some free food. Who'd stand in the way of a man and pizza?
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Cobra Commander Wins The InternetCOBRA COMMANDER WINS THE INTERNET
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If you've ever dipped your toe into the murky world of Chat Roulette you'll know just how random it can be, but you'll probably just going to be chatting to some sad case in their bedroom. If you're very lucky you might get an 80s icon!
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Carey Mulligan SaucyCAREY MULLIGAN SAUCY [R]
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She is one of the new It Girls on the scene and has an Oscar nomination and now we all know why. This is a scene from a movie a few years ago called "When Did You Last See Your Father" but who cares because she gets them out, yooooo!
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A Bazillion Hand BrasA BAZILLION HAND BRAS
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Lets play hunt the nipple, if you find one, you win the picture getting deleted! This gallery is definitely not safe for work but if it has nipples you have to be logged in to see them. None of us want that, so do your public duty and report a nipple.
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Jumbo SwingJUMBO SWING
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The paranoid thoughts that would go through my head before jumping off a cliff like this would be so extreme. But I bet after the initial fall and the rope catching you it is all plane sailing. Man heights are the scariest thing ever.
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Envirophone Wonga RemixENVIROPHONE WONGA REMIX
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What started as a cheesy advert for a second hand mobile phone website has escalated to the status of internet phenomenon and joined the likes of Billy Mays and the Shamwow guy. God bless you Mister Wonga and all the lolz you give us.
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Mixed NoodsMIXED NOODS [R]
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Why lots of pictures of the same chick? Sometimes we need to go out into the world and sow our wild oats. Let me introduce the Mixed Noods, this man whore of a gallery has 40 different girls, the only thing similar is there lack of clothes.
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Wrath Of AnubisWRATH OF ANUBIS
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You could be forgiven for thinking that this was a retro film-licence for one of the Indiana Jones films. You'd also be forgiven for thinking this is better than any of the Indiana Jones licence games. Because it is. (No winners yet)
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College Humor SlasherCOLLEGE HUMOR SLASHER
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So there's a machete wielding, bloodthirsty maniac chasing you through the halls of the College Humor offices, steadily gaining ground. The ticking clock is running out and that lift is taking forever. That's no reason not to hold the doors...
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