Brandon Webb used to be a Navy Seal and now runs SOFREP.com. If anyone knows how a Navy SEAL speaks, it's him. This is his article. And HE'LL GET MAD if you don't read it...
Shut Your Fucking Cock Holster/s. This is often used by SEAL Instructors to request that the students stop talking and pay attention. It is usually immediately followed by extreme silence for fear of death or cold water immersion. It is also used by other more experienced SEALs to notify "New Guys" that they don't know shit and need to stop talking. If this is not followed then expect to be hazed. I once saw a junior officer (usually the biggest offenders) stuffed in a metal cruise box with a tank and regulator (no mask), followed by immersion in our water dip tank. When the bubbles stopped after about 30 minutes they pulled him out. To this day he is one of the most quiet SEAL officers I know.
It pays to be a winner. A term often used by SEAL instructors to explain that if you don't "put out" during exercise until you puke or pass out, that it will only get worse. They aren't lying and it took me a few weeks of being on the Goon Squad (a painful club of extra beatings and torture) to figure this out.
It sucks to be you (or insert "him"). This is a term of endearment and empathy towards fellow SEALs. It usually means some poor SEAL student getting his a** handed to him (often whispered among fellow classmates) or some poor bastard that just swam over the beach, unpacked his waterproof bag for a change out and realized he forgot his boots (15 mile click in wetsuit booties to follow).
Don't be that guy. A SEAL student term used a warning to others. I was "that guy" for most of first phase and it sucked, no one wants to hang out with the guy that's getting beaten on by the instructor staff!
She's a ten percenter. Used to describe a good-looking redhead girl because most are not attractive.
Hooyah. A term used often in SEAL Training that means:
Hell Yeah!
Fuck off
Fuck you
OH SHIT, not again!
Yes Instructor
Not again
A-firm
This is REALLY going to suck
This is REALLY going to fucking hurt
You gotta want it. Self explanatory. I used this after my friend Mike fell off the "Dirty Name" obstacle in SEAL training. An instructor asked me, "how can you easily make it over this obstacle and Mike's skinny ass can't?". I looked at Mike and the SEAL Instructor replied "I guess you just gotta want it". Mike got pounded by the instructor and has never forgiven me since! Sorry Mike!
Everyone wants to be a SEAL or BUD/S student on Friday. This saying is used in SEAL (BUD/S) training to explain why most students don't quit on Friday because they know they will get Saturday off to relax and chat up girls at the bar. Usually Monday morning there is a long line of quitters waiting to ring the bell three times to "officially" drop out.
The Only Easy Day was Yesterday. A UDT/SEAL classic that goes WAY back to the 1940s. It pretty much means that being a SEAL operator is challenging every day and the only easy day was the one that is behind you. Instructors in SEAL Training would often tell us this and follow it up with "you guys will be colder and more miserable in the teams". I didn't believe them until my first hazing, followed by a very cold night on a snowy mountain top in Afghanistan. You were right Instructor Getka.
SEND IT! A common sniper term used to initiate a shot. It is also used as SEAL slang for communications or on the cell with your buddy getting digits to his girlfriends friend (probably safe to say she doesn't know he's calling). Here's Sarah's friends number. "Roger that, send it."
You have about ten seconds to unfuck yourself. No further instructions will follow this statement. You either figure it out or you're out of BUD/S or the SEAL community (yes we cut guys all the time for not having it together).
Give him a happy hat and shut him the fuck up. This is another endearing term used to encourage a fellow SEAL platoon mate to give "The New Guy" a hat made out of 100 mph tape. Procedure: Hold down new guy and tape hands and legs. Then once victim is settled down (may have to sit on top of him). Proceed to tape entire head down to (and half way covering eyes making it impossible to see), run back up entire head and add a grab handle to better move around the New Guy (also used to nod Yes and No for him). If he continues to act up he will get a Lobster claw.
Lobster Claw. A very effective procedure for newly minted SEALs who have overly aggressive tendencies when they are getting de-briefed by senior SEALs on how things happen. Procedure: Tape both hands thoroughly in the shape of a Lobster Claw with 100 mph tape. This renders the fists/hands useless FYI.
Who's in charge of this goat fuck? Usually followed by "you have ten seconds to unfuck yourself". As described at the Urban Dictionary.
That is as fucked up as a Football Bat. This is a saying often heard among instructors talking to SEAL students or Team Guys just providing commentary at the bar or battlefield. Football Bat as described at the Online Slang Dictionary.
Man she had some bad field snatch. This is referring to someone putting their p in an active duty females v and having a very untidy experience in the combat zone. Yes, people have sex behind the wire and usually it's M vs. F but who knows these days with the new rules. Don't ask don't tell who?
You look like a pile of spilt fuck. You get the idea, it's not pretty.
If it doesn't suck we don't do it. You can figure it out but, the ocean/water is what separates the men from the boys in the SOF community and if you don't think Hell is a cold, dark and wet place just sign up for BUD/S training.
I'm only here to drink beer and fuck fat chicks. I personally don't agree with this saying but it's used often in the community to poke fun at the Marines and Army guys (they like'em large). FYI, I personally have much higher standards but, I am definitely guilty of lack of inner monologue.
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as hard as these f*ckers are (and they are hard b*stards), they're the equivalent to a royal marine. sas, sbs or gurkhas will always p*ss all over them.
Added: 2 days ago by pyro
Everyone knows that Resident Evil 4 is still the greatest game ever made, and nothing short of a first person shooter with Jesus Christ controlling a 500 ft mech or something will ever top it. Unfortunately, it also left Resident Evil 5 looking a bit anaemic. So rather than try aping the batshit action Resident Evil 4 formula again for Revelations, they've gone the other way, and gone back to the horror. THE HORROR.
And done a bloody good job all told.
You are not some insane bullet-ejaculating, devastatingly handsome David Bowie doppelganger in Revelations, rather your primary character is original heroine, Jill Valentine. You still play the game from an over-the-shoulder perspective, but because there isn't some cockney merchant ambling about to give you ammo, you're not able to go in guns blazing. Revelations is a tentative little beastie, and presents you with some of the scariest moments on a handheld since you realised you could never ever really escape from Tom Nook [Just stopped having nightmares - Ed], and you'd be digging up fossils for shitty money for the rest of your days.
Revelations largely takes place on a boat, a big boat, a boat filled with people that are either really drunk and ugly or infected with something. We suspect the latter but hope it's the former. It's up to Jill and her partner Parker (a wisecracking Spaniard who just makes us tearfully recall Luis Sera from Resi 4, he was the man) to find out what's been going on. Over the course of about ten hours you'll be met with (no surprise, given the title) shocking revelations, horrible beasties and touch-screen-utilising puzzles as the plot plays out in typical Resident Evil fashion.
Revelations obviously looks great, and proves just how nifty the 3DS can be. The boat looks suitably creaky and imposing, and characters animate well (even though their lips don't move, although you'd have to be a bit of an arsehole to be bothered by that). The 3D is used well too, though you're really missing nothing if you choose to turn it off. Most importantly, Revelations has it where it counts. It successfully returns to the creeping, panicky horror of old for the most part, and it's a tense little game, full of jump scares and moments of extended suspense. In addition you're given a nifty little gadget called the Genesis, which lets you scan enemies (in order to get health packs oddly) as well as rooms for secret objects, like weapon upgrades, herbs (god knows you'd need a spliff on a ship full of ravenous beasties) and ammo. It feels a bit reminiscent of Metroid Prime actually, and there's nowt wrong with that.
However, the developers are well aware that some of you aren't happy unless you're shooting things up, so some of the chapters are more action-heavy. There's a multiplayer mode called Raid as well, where you and a chum can go through various chapter segments blowing things up. It's nice that they've thought of you nihilistic little buggers, too.
Resident Evil Revelations proves that, ironically, there's life in the zombie dog yet. It's not completely perfect. It does this annoying 'previously on Revelations' thing after every chapter which is wholly unnecessary. We can see why they did it, but it's still pointless. This is Resident Evil, not a frigging Buffy 2 parter. Some of the new characters are really rubbish too. There's no one quite like Barry. The plot is really crappy as well. For sure, Resident Evil is meant to have a crappy plot, but they've gone above and beyond here as you'll not really give a shit about any of it, but what the hell, it's fun to play through, tense as heck and a nice return to the series for those people that missed the fear.
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Added: 4 days ago by zjone
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Ever heard of Cut The Rope? You should have. It recently knocked the previously unbeaten champion of the App Store, Angry Birds, off the top spot. For good reason too. It's rather special.
The idea of the game is simply thus; cut the rope and/or ropes at the right time and in the correct order to collect as many stars as possible, so you can get the candy (always inexplicably attached to the end of the rope) to Om Nom who is waiting at the bottom. Om Nom is some cute frog looking type creature, whose apparent sole aim in life is to sit and wait for sweeties to fall into his mouth.
Nice work if you can get it.
Sounds like it'll be nice and easy too huh? WRONG. There is a whole host of traps and enemies to get in your way and delay Om Nom's sugar rush by a few more minutes. Spikes and spiders are the first order of the day - spikes will smash the candy and spiders will run off with it. Those cheeky scamps.
With some nice, friendly graphics, enjoyable sound effects and music, Cut The Rope is definitely worth checking out. You can do so for free by going to http://www.cuttherope.ie/, but remember, you can only get access to all of the games levels if you have Internet Explorer 9!
i'm kinda bored with cut the rope. i had it for a week and got 3 stars on all of the levels...then i got cut the rope experiments...not much harder. waitin for an update fellas....
Added: 16 days ago by drummer4jesus247
