PC or Mac ? - Probably the most important question ever posed since man first walked on two legs!
'Macs', you either love them or you hate them, there is really no middle ground on this subject - It's kinda like supporting the Red Sox, but loving the Yankees, or being a devout Christian and believing in Allah (or the other way around) - it just aint gonna happen whatever way you look at it and however it's served to you on a plate!
So imagine the conundrum i found myself in when i Googled 'Macs S#it' and i sat back to enjoy some good old Apple-comeuppance, but instead, was presented with one of the weirdest sites i have seen in a while, exploring how you can achieve the best possible experience from your Mac while you park you ass on the toilet and perform your daily ablutions.
Now, after my initial laughter had finally subsided from stumbling upon this new discovery, i actually sat forward in my chair and started to actually read this sh#t-based supplement - And the weird/horrific/scary thing was i kinda actually liked what i was reading and could feel myself becoming 'hooked'.
Welcome one and all to the 'Air Poo' - This amazing water closet has unbelievable features:
MacBook docking slot
Heated seat for extra comfort
Multi-iTouch flusher
iPod dock
Integrated surround sound system
So, when you are sitting down and 'taking care of business' in the morning, this is about the best gadget you could possibly wish for - If you are, of course, a Mac fan, which i am most DEFINITELY not!!!
And with that in mind i have my next therapy session about 'Learning to hate Macs again!' staring soon, so i gotta go - ENJOY :)
(Air Poo - Coming Soon)
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