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We all love Peter Griffin, but do we love him enough to want to see his naked body writhing in sexual ecstasy? Yeah, you know you do. Here's a compilation of his 'best bits' - and I'm not referring to his genitals - from entertainment blog Hecklerspray. It's a sex tape compilation featuring Peter getting down and dirty with various Family Guy characters and, fortunately, it also features his hawt wife, Lois. We all know she's a filth monger, and pretty hawt for a cartoon lady, following in that great tradition of hawt looking animated femmes that runs from Betty Boo through Jessica Rabbit (schwing!) to Marge Simpson, even though she's yellow. C'mon! You know you would.

It also follows the great line of celebrity sex tapes that get 'leaked out' into the public domain and spread across the internet like a Trojan Horse virus on your hard-drive. And there always seems to be an insatiable appetite for them, like anybody really wants to see Saved By The Bell's Screech with a contorted cum-face? Brrrrrr, it's enough to put anyone off sex for life...I don't mind seeing Willow from Buffy in the buff, but some of them are just, euuuugh.

Everyone seems to be at it though, from the unexpected to the desperate, there's professional wrestlers (Chyna and X-Pac) and figure skaters (Tonya Harding...Lord...why?), reality TV stars, glamour models, pop stars, film & TV actors, and the completely talentless (guess who?). Basically anyone who's been in ear-shot of a TV studio has had a go. They're exhibitionists and we're their adoring voyeuristic audience, it's all so very Hitchcock, except this time it's both sexes on both sides of the lens.

Anyway don't let that put you off, go check this one out, and by the end you'll realise you're not quite the sexual deviant you thought you were, well not compared to Peter Griffin anyway. What next for the Family Guy cast, Two Griffins One Cup with Lois and Meg? Tub Lois? A threesome between Peter, Lois and Brian (it's not like the show hasn't dabbled in bestiality before), Stewie doing...no, let's not even go there with Stewie. Or maybe Peter doing a goatse? Uh! Why did I just think that, just entertaining the idea makes my entire body shudder...

I don't know what it is, but there's something strangely upsetting about watching Peter and Lois getting frisky, perhaps because they're so familiar to us it's a bit like walking in on your mum and dad, which is gross by anyone's standards.

One thing's for sure, Peter and Lois don't have a lack of excitement in the bedroom, so settle down, you won't need that box of tissues this time, and enjoy, if that's the right word.

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Original story from Hecklerspray

Added: 1183 days ago by Kevin Holmes | Posted in: Celebs | 8 Comments

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