Like George Bush, satirizing Glenn Beck and the shuffling, dribbling masses that monotonously trudge along protesting about universal health care and teabagging their ancestors, that blindly follow his decrepit words, is unnecessary. How can you satirize someone that is essentially a parody of itself. To most of us every new word Glenn Beck utters out of his gaping sh#thole of a mouth is like a rancid turd falling into our collective beer. But to some people it's like the word of God, people that are barely able to respond to an interviewer's question about why they don't like Obama, without resorting to shouting, "Communist witch-terrorist-Nazi!" People who make a retarded snow tiger look like the pinnacle of intelligent mammals.
People who are afraid of czars because they sound "Russian" and who respond to questions as to why they are protesting with terminally incoherent responses about saving the land and "our country", from the evil clutches of Obama and his fascist croons. Obama, who they liken to Hitler - a man who slaughtered millions of people - compared to a man who's trying to bring universal healthcare to a nation that would benefit from it. Some of these idiots are calling for a return to the witch-hunting paranoia of McCarthyism, while claiming Obama is a socialist? It beggars belief. And the tactless, almost infantile way they try and put their case across by name-calling and hate mongering. I'm all for people expressing their opinions, but this is more like the sound of the baying crowd's lynch poles beating down with blind anger on the guilty. People carrying signs saying, "Bury Obama Care With Kennedy." Nice. They say democracy has failed, it's failed them, that's for sure. Do they actually believe the bilious streams of p#ss that come from their salivating mouths? Do they really know what they're rallying against? Surely they need to take their meds, calm down and think about what they're saying and doing; instead of this delusion and manic fury that's no good for anybody, which is stoked by a man who makes as much sense as the frightened noises coming from a zoo in a bombing raid. Emotional, deranged, scary, inhuman.
Their saviour and cult leader, Glenn Beck, is a man who has the rationality and authority of a rabid chimpanzee in a clown suit, pant-hooting while urinating into his own mouth. Even for a "news channel" as limp, unsound, harmful and retarded as Fox News, he comes across as a man worryingly insane, a man who likes nothing more than the hysteria of his own tormented voice screeching until his teeth shatter; his show is a pantomime of the crazed, a carnival of the grotesque, a place where ignorant contempt and racism breeds like a deathly disease. He's like the monster in John Carpenter's The Thing, a metamorphosing alien, wholly evil transforming his shaky political views into whatever he thinks will get his mob to start twitching and moaning like a legion of zombies at the sight of human flesh - the only difference is the alien is formidably intelligent. Glenn Beck is not, he's just loud, and has his own TV show where he rages, and wrestles with his own fury, trapped in a cage of his own spurious delusions.
He might as well be talking about 12ft lizard people who control the planet from a base on the dark side of the moon, using techniques they learned in Project Monarch to control us using tiny unseen radio waves they emit from their butt cracks. It's hysterical. Let's lock Glenn away in a room made from mirrors that just reverberates his own repugnant voice, so he can rant and rave to himself, a form of verbal masturbation until he runs out of energy and collapses from exhaustion. Maybe then he'll shut up.
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obama has the right set of mind but first he might try to get our country out of its trillion or more dollar debt.
Added: 178 days ago by Jacoby1234
meow!!!
Added: 184 days ago by rhinopolis
what is this article really about? i haven't read a single point on any issue. watch beck show once in a while before you write or bitch about it.
Added: 184 days ago by misahnov
if the author could counter a single glenn beck argument, i'm sure he would.
but......... not being able to...... he falls back on the standard tacit of the ignorant and uninformed and is only able to make negative characterizations...... in place of....... the much more difficult task of using logic and reason to counter someone else's argument.
for example, claiming irrationality is one thing................. being able to demonstrate how something is irrational......... is quite another.
Added: 184 days ago by WWMax
beck said obama was a racist. obama is demonstrably not. beck himself said so, seconds after he claimed the opposite. beck supports the "birthers." beck was against the us healthcare system when he was ill but is now for it because a black president wants to change it. he thinks obama is a socialist, which he demonstrably is not. let me know when you've had enough . . .
Added: 184 days ago by nonotthatguytheotherguy
racist: this was where obama called the police dept stupid, and sided against them prior to knowing any of the facts. birthers: no he doesn't. infact he shoots them down and calls them crazy. being ill: he was never for socialized medicine/govt run healthcare. that would be worse. obama and socialism: do i really have to give you the definition of socialism? "let me know when you've had enough..." this took me 10 seconds of google searching to find the facts.
Added: 184 days ago by GreatsageCorban
i stand corrected about beck and the birthers. do you have the humility to admit that the cambridge police *were* acting stupidly (and illegally) for arresting gates and that acknowledging this is not racist? that obama's proposal for healthcare is not socialist? (or do you think the military is socialist? what definition of socialism *are* you working from?) that beck ranted against us healthcare and now says it's the best? of course you're free to prefer profit-driven health care to health-driven health care, but man up, greatsagecorban, and admit when you're wrong. i just did and it's not so bad.
Added: 183 days ago by nonotthatguytheotherguy
russ9er, my comment wasn't directed at you, but at the little leftist nut ranting blindly against glen beck.
Added: 185 days ago by jaded48
ah!!! well then please accept my humble apology for refering to you as blind. my friend. i see that you see far more clearly than i foresaw. that sentence ought to throw the leftists for a loop.
Added: 185 days ago by Russ9er
ah!!! well then please accept my humble apology for refering to you as blind. my friend. i see that you see far more clearly than i foresaw. that sentence ought to throw the leftists for a loop.
Added: 185 days ago by Russ9er
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