Like George Bush, satirizing Glenn Beck and the shuffling, dribbling masses that monotonously trudge along protesting about universal health care and teabagging their ancestors, that blindly follow his decrepit words, is unnecessary. How can you satirize someone that is essentially a parody of itself. To most of us every new word Glenn Beck utters out of his gaping sh#thole of a mouth is like a rancid turd falling into our collective beer. But to some people it's like the word of God, people that are barely able to respond to an interviewer's question about why they don't like Obama, without resorting to shouting, "Communist witch-terrorist-Nazi!" People who make a retarded snow tiger look like the pinnacle of intelligent mammals.
People who are afraid of czars because they sound "Russian" and who respond to questions as to why they are protesting with terminally incoherent responses about saving the land and "our country", from the evil clutches of Obama and his fascist croons. Obama, who they liken to Hitler - a man who slaughtered millions of people - compared to a man who's trying to bring universal healthcare to a nation that would benefit from it. Some of these idiots are calling for a return to the witch-hunting paranoia of McCarthyism, while claiming Obama is a socialist? It beggars belief. And the tactless, almost infantile way they try and put their case across by name-calling and hate mongering. I'm all for people expressing their opinions, but this is more like the sound of the baying crowd's lynch poles beating down with blind anger on the guilty. People carrying signs saying, "Bury Obama Care With Kennedy." Nice. They say democracy has failed, it's failed them, that's for sure. Do they actually believe the bilious streams of p#ss that come from their salivating mouths? Do they really know what they're rallying against? Surely they need to take their meds, calm down and think about what they're saying and doing; instead of this delusion and manic fury that's no good for anybody, which is stoked by a man who makes as much sense as the frightened noises coming from a zoo in a bombing raid. Emotional, deranged, scary, inhuman.
Their saviour and cult leader, Glenn Beck, is a man who has the rationality and authority of a rabid chimpanzee in a clown suit, pant-hooting while urinating into his own mouth. Even for a "news channel" as limp, unsound, harmful and retarded as Fox News, he comes across as a man worryingly insane, a man who likes nothing more than the hysteria of his own tormented voice screeching until his teeth shatter; his show is a pantomime of the crazed, a carnival of the grotesque, a place where ignorant contempt and racism breeds like a deathly disease. He's like the monster in John Carpenter's The Thing, a metamorphosing alien, wholly evil transforming his shaky political views into whatever he thinks will get his mob to start twitching and moaning like a legion of zombies at the sight of human flesh - the only difference is the alien is formidably intelligent. Glenn Beck is not, he's just loud, and has his own TV show where he rages, and wrestles with his own fury, trapped in a cage of his own spurious delusions.
He might as well be talking about 12ft lizard people who control the planet from a base on the dark side of the moon, using techniques they learned in Project Monarch to control us using tiny unseen radio waves they emit from their butt cracks. It's hysterical. Let's lock Glenn away in a room made from mirrors that just reverberates his own repugnant voice, so he can rant and rave to himself, a form of verbal masturbation until he runs out of energy and collapses from exhaustion. Maybe then he'll shut up.
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obama has the right set of mind but first he might try to get our country out of its trillion or more dollar debt.
Added: 868 days ago by Jacoby1234
if the author could counter a single glenn beck argument, i'm sure he would.
but......... not being able to...... he falls back on the standard tacit of the ignorant and uninformed and is only able to ma
Added: 874 days ago by WWMax
i've got something better than your state run healthcare. i've got a job that i've worked hard to get, worked my way through college to get to it, and now because i've put in my time and effort, my
Added: 876 days ago by GTO
kevin: i find your post rather odd since what you have done here is exactly what you criticize others of doing. "tactless, almost infantile way they try and put their case across by name-calling and hate mongering
Added: 877 days ago by blightwraith
kevin: i find your post rather odd since what you have done here is exactly what you criticize others of doing. "tactless, almost infantile way they try and put their case across by name-calling and hate mongering
Added: 877 days ago by blightwraith
groovish: the bill may say that it will not provide health care to illegals but that doesn't prevent a bill from being signed later that gives amnesty to illegals. "illegal immigrants would get free health care
Added: 877 days ago by blightwraith
if the number of people unable to afford health care due to unemployment is getting that high then rather than revamping the healthcare system why not focus on finding a way to get people employed? prior to the medi
Added: 877 days ago by blightwraith
what is this article really about? i haven't read a single point on any issue. watch beck show once in a while before you write or bitch about it.
Added: 874 days ago by misahnov
glenn beck is awesome and obama sucks
Added: 876 days ago by joshua.duckett
what you mean like create a new government program able to employ thousands of people? btw the economy is not rebounding yet which is noted by almost every economist and financial analysist its downfall is merely slow
Added: 877 days ago by atdragon84
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