Usually when you see a heading like that you immediately think of a woman alone enjoying herself with a toy. Well cleanse your mind of those perverted thoughts you degenerate. It is in fact a new scientific breakthrough, researchers have grown rabbit penises that are fully functional. Awesome.

Now I can fulfil that dream I've always had of covering my head in male rabbit genitalia. Yes! I'll be the envy of all my friends, guys will want to be me girls will want to be, on me. I'll be invincible and I'll be able to satisfy a hundred female rabbits at once. Yeah baby.

Jealous? I know you are. We all know a rabbit foot is lucky, well head full of rabbit dick is even luckier.

Something we've all claimed to have done, had mind-blowing intercourse. So mind-blowing that your partner lost their memory? Because that's what happened here triggering a condition called transient global amnesia. It happens to every girl I'm with, you know. Yeah.

I wonder what other bizarre conditions making the beast with two backs can trigger? The John Wayne shuffle? A feeling of deep inadequacy that forces you to live underground like an animal with the shame of two thousand years of repression and disgust? Is that even a scientific condition or it just emotional retardation, or religion?

Who knows, I forget, maybe I've got transient global amnesia. So anyway, be careful out there and try to avoid any intense physical activity, basically just stay in front of the computer screen where you'll be safe.