Death, it stalks us - according to the Toltec shamans - at every turn in our lives, every corner it's behind us, following us. We cannot avoid it, even when we try to escape from reality when we play video-games. As this gruesome yet awesome list of morbid scenes from PC games shows.

It has the exploding, fiery, twitching, detailed dying bodies of the creatures from Starcraft 2 - those developers must be some sick puppies. It also has the disturbingly enjoyable catastrophe of a roller coaster crashing into innocent men, women and children in RollerCoaster Tycoon 3 and the haunting sight of a field of slain Romans from Rome: Total War.

It's got plenty more as well, so go check it out for your morose afternoon death fix.

We are extremely pleased to give you the brand new issue of Monkey. This week's free Internet only magazine is literally jammed with joy - like Dita Von Teese copping off with another chick - you may get a heart murmur. Especially once you meet the gorgeous Evi who's waiting for you on page 28.

If Dita Von Teese necking another bird has got you teetering on the edge, then allow us to push you over it with this little lot.

Ever heard of a cute girl called Emily Scott? She's from Australia and she is looking stupidly sexy spread across pages 12 and 13. Go on treat yourself.

Want to see a bunch of fat people failing? Of course you do! Then take a look at Fatty Olympics. If you happen to be overweight, don't be offended. Just watch these videos and laugh yourself thin.

If after reading Monkey you feel a little dizzy don't panic. It's perfectly normal for a fully interactive Ezine to blow your mind. If the problem persists you should probably see a Doctor, it sounds pretty nasty.