BOOTY JUGGLER

Schools Out For Summer! Now we know that doesn't excite you as much as it did when you were a nipper, but this new issue of Monkey should make you as happy as a school kid on the last day of term! Insane Brianna Frost Video!! Have a peek at Monkey's friend, the gorgeous Brianna Frost treating readers to this special strip! Shame all of our friends don't look like her..

Dyslexic Tattooists!! Remember how we laughed when Becks got his wife's name miss spelt on his arm? Well wait till you get a load of these guys..

Katie Downes Desktop Dream! Get rid of the boring Microsoft backdrop and download the gorgeous Katie Downes for your desktop! WTF?!!! Check out these two ridiculous vids! Just a couple of the things that have made us scratch our heads this week..

The death of a 23-year-old man at a Wellington cinema on Sunday was unexplained but not suspicious, according to police. The body of the 23-year-old was found by a cleaner at Reading Cinema on Courtenay Place shortly before 8.30pm Sunday evening following a screening of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse.

A security guard who found the man thought he was "asleep" after seeing him still on his seat after everyone else had left, he told reporters. When he saw the rest of the disgruntled crowd leaving he assumed it was the weak plot and bad acting they were unhappy with. But only time would tell the real consequences the terrible film would have on the public.

Who knows how many more members of the public will be struck down by this terrible film but if you must see it please be prepared.