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Our friends at TheSmokingJacket.com recently did a review of some legal synthetic weed and came through with some interesting results. If you're tired of getting busted then read this and smoke all your troubles away.

So when the people at TopK2.com sent us a bunch of perfectly legal synthetic marijuana (legal in the state we're writing this in, anyway) we did what any responsible comedy site would do. We blazed that shit up.

Does it work? The short answer to the question on everyone's mind is, yes, it works. The immediate after effects were similar to what you would get from smoking real weed: dry mouth, dry eyes, disdain for the government, low television viewing standards, etc. But read on to find out more.

Nothing hides religious intolerance better than a good old fashioned sing song, so in an effort to lift spirits at the Anti Ground Zero Mosque protests and cover over the thinly veiled racism at it's core Trade Martin has written a song!

No, this isn't a joke and it's not an excerpt from Team America 2. It's apparently a completely straight-faced and earnest attempt to win hearts and minds around the view that freedom of religion shouldn't apply to Muslims.

If he's managed to convince you of his arguments through the powerful medium of song then head over to his youtube page and check out some of his other songs, I can guarantee you won't be disappointed.