Yeah you, stop making it! Surely it's the most annoying unnecessary expression a human face could make? Victoria Beckham is perhaps the unheralded queen, I can't remember a time or a photo where she wasn't making a face that looks like a pouting fish who looks like their face is made out of collagen.

But it's not just women, men as well are guilty of this most heinous of crimes, making a mockery of humanity. You don't look cool or sexy or alluring, you look like a gurning toad with a beak that's just had a stroke. STOP IT!

But so you can enrage yourself further take a look at this site, a collection of posing doucehbags.

Something we've all claimed to have done, had mind-blowing intercourse. So mind-blowing that your partner lost their memory? Because that's what happened here triggering a condition called transient global amnesia. It happens to every girl I'm with, you know. Yeah.

I wonder what other bizarre conditions making the beast with two backs can trigger? The John Wayne shuffle? A feeling of deep inadequacy that forces you to live underground like an animal with the shame of two thousand years of repression and disgust? Is that even a scientific condition or it just emotional retardation, or religion?

Who knows, I forget, maybe I've got transient global amnesia. So anyway, be careful out there and try to avoid any intense physical activity, basically just stay in front of the computer screen where you'll be safe.