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this game is perfect in every single way, goddamit, every. single. way.
you fools quit at it because you are weak
Added: 212 days ago by cellardoor27
the false god is not the last boss. after you beat him you have do beat a really mean dog boss, then you can use the trophy you got from the false god to go out of the main map onto another planet and kill the true last boss.
Added: 213 days ago by phamp
buncha whiney cunts. the game is beautiful.
Added: 223 days ago by inoxia
controls are dumb he keeps drifting and taking damage when im trying to stay away from the enemies and why do the **** enemies do so much damage
Added: 226 days ago by stunt Mc Nugget
just came on to get my daily game fix and wasted 3 whole days trying to beat this game, finally done it however i'm starting to feel it may have been time wasted.
Added: 230 days ago by adamparnell
this game is dumb. i shouldnt have to sit around for a half our clicking over and over to stab the first boss in order to beat him.
Added: 231 days ago by jimmyboborino
if it takes you that long to kill the first boss, you're doing it wrong. try looking around a little more closely at first.
Added: 221 days ago by Azuredrake
this game is good for wasting time and giving yourself cts. on the plus side, at the end boss. the false god. no way to beat him though unless i want to play all day to upgrade stuff.
Added: 233 days ago by dings
achieves the rare balance of difficulty and advancement. well done - graphics be damned!
Added: 233 days ago by BaLiBFe
demon is quite hard. can't scratch him yet and its been a number of hours!
Added: 233 days ago by holgrum
Possibly the greatest advert ever made...
If this is a let down I will kill myself.
He doesn't even get naked the weirdo.
Like a box of chocolate
Trek with double dose of random WTF-ness!
More of a rant than a video but very funny.
A weird biological looking arcade game.
She is having a "Mass Effect" on my crotch, ill be in my bunk
An animation about a phobia of doorways.
The blue hippy cats ruined the film Avatar.
Combinin 2 good things to 1 awesome one
Poppa Burch is the real star of the show.
Is it man or machine? No, it's an idiot!
Not just your common or garden douchebags
It makes the weirdest noise ever.
What Bear Grylls is like when the camera stops
Is this guy drunk or the victim of a stroke?
Save apple picking Mexicans from war.
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