SURRO-DATES
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Looking for the perfect partner but don't have the patience (or social skills) to find one? Fear not because Virtual Self Industries have created a handy application, matching you with your ideal partner, be they be blonde, brunette, active or inert.
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think i'm in love
Added: 51 days ago by paddyo
wtf
Added: 54 days ago by DaPhoenix
i got dillon! laid back dillon! :d
Added: 54 days ago by EmpressKitty
"jessica." as in jessica biel, bitches. perfect.
Added: 56 days ago by satyriasis
if only.....all i need now is to show her how to make the perfect southern comfort and im in
Added: 57 days ago by wonkeywilly
stunning sweet emma who will go anywhere i take her. she has no idea what that would mean.
Added: 57 days ago by schwing
do i have to buy them dinner?
Added: 57 days ago by AlphaDog
someone help him out, its his first time.
Added: 55 days ago by BigD_AKQJ
dear chloe. thanks for taking the time to connect with me. i, too, am shy and don't like to flaut my beauty. you seem perfect. one small concern...
you asked me to plan some ferocious activities for our date and i wondered if badger baiting would be ok?
Added: 57 days ago by el flea
hey!!! whats the deal, i got chloe as well, i was planning on taking her paintballing!
Added: 57 days ago by LOLD
Possibly the greatest advert ever made...
If this is a let down I will kill myself.
He doesn't even get naked the weirdo.
Like a box of chocolate
Trek with double dose of random WTF-ness!
More of a rant than a video but very funny.
A weird biological looking arcade game.
She is having a "Mass Effect" on my crotch, ill be in my bunk
An animation about a phobia of doorways.
The blue hippy cats ruined the film Avatar.
Combinin 2 good things to 1 awesome one
Poppa Burch is the real star of the show.
Is it man or machine? No, it's an idiot!
Not just your common or garden douchebags
It makes the weirdest noise ever.
What Bear Grylls is like when the camera stops
Is this guy drunk or the victim of a stroke?
Save apple picking Mexicans from war.
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