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Looking for the perfect partner but don't have the patience (or social skills) to find one? Fear not because Virtual Self Industries have created a handy application, matching you with your ideal partner, be they be blonde, brunette, active or inert.
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think i'm in love
Added: 47 days ago by paddyo
wtf
Added: 50 days ago by DaPhoenix
i got dillon! laid back dillon! :d
Added: 50 days ago by EmpressKitty
"jessica." as in jessica biel, bitches. perfect.
Added: 52 days ago by satyriasis
if only.....all i need now is to show her how to make the perfect southern comfort and im in
Added: 53 days ago by wonkeywilly
stunning sweet emma who will go anywhere i take her. she has no idea what that would mean.
Added: 53 days ago by schwing
do i have to buy them dinner?
Added: 53 days ago by AlphaDog
someone help him out, its his first time.
Added: 51 days ago by BigD_AKQJ
dear chloe. thanks for taking the time to connect with me. i, too, am shy and don't like to flaut my beauty. you seem perfect. one small concern...
you asked me to plan some ferocious activities for our date and i wondered if badger baiting would be ok?
Added: 53 days ago by el flea
hey!!! whats the deal, i got chloe as well, i was planning on taking her paintballing!
Added: 53 days ago by LOLD
A musical remix of the Iron Man 2 Trailer.
Show Mr. T who da man, you crazy fool!!
Paupers of Leon more like, they suck ass.
The king of the bozos has arrived.
Having the right set of genes is like having a pass in life.
Mission impossible eat your heart out.
The greatest invention since the wheel. Ish.
The Russian answer to the humble rick roll.
Cute action/puzzle platform game.
If only he'd have died as fast as he drove...
Facebook makes activism all to easy.
If he is the one we are in trouble.
Fannying around to harsh nut shot.
Battlestar Galactica meets the Beastie Boys
We spent all our wages on a can of Dr Pepper and this is the result.
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Lego Minifigs playing out a lightsabre fight.
Poppa Burch shows why he is the daddy.
The most awesome books about animals!
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