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Looking for the perfect partner but don't have the patience (or social skills) to find one? Fear not because Virtual Self Industries have created a handy application, matching you with your ideal partner, be they be blonde, brunette, active or inert.

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think i'm in love
Added: 51 days ago by paddyo
 

 
 

wtf
Added: 54 days ago by DaPhoenix
 

 
 

i got dillon! laid back dillon! :d
Added: 54 days ago by EmpressKitty
 

 
 

"jessica." as in jessica biel, bitches. perfect.
Added: 56 days ago by satyriasis
 

 
 

if only.....all i need now is to show her how to make the perfect southern comfort and im in
Added: 57 days ago by wonkeywilly
 

 
 

stunning sweet emma who will go anywhere i take her. she has no idea what that would mean.
Added: 57 days ago by schwing
 

 
 

do i have to buy them dinner?
Added: 57 days ago by AlphaDog
 

 
 

someone help him out, its his first time.
Added: 55 days ago by BigD_AKQJ
 

 
 

dear chloe. thanks for taking the time to connect with me. i, too, am shy and don't like to flaut my beauty. you seem perfect. one small concern... you asked me to plan some ferocious activities for our date and i wondered if badger baiting would be ok?
Added: 57 days ago by el flea
 

 
 

hey!!! whats the deal, i got chloe as well, i was planning on taking her paintballing!
Added: 57 days ago by LOLD
 

 
 
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