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think i'm in love
Added: 45 days ago by paddyo
wtf
Added: 48 days ago by DaPhoenix
i got dillon! laid back dillon! :d
Added: 48 days ago by EmpressKitty
"jessica." as in jessica biel, bitches. perfect.
Added: 50 days ago by satyriasis
if only.....all i need now is to show her how to make the perfect southern comfort and im in
Added: 51 days ago by wonkeywilly
stunning sweet emma who will go anywhere i take her. she has no idea what that would mean.
Added: 51 days ago by schwing
do i have to buy them dinner?
Added: 51 days ago by AlphaDog
someone help him out, its his first time.
Added: 49 days ago by BigD_AKQJ
dear chloe. thanks for taking the time to connect with me. i, too, am shy and don't like to flaut my beauty. you seem perfect. one small concern...
you asked me to plan some ferocious activities for our date and i wondered if badger baiting would be ok?
Added: 51 days ago by el flea
hey!!! whats the deal, i got chloe as well, i was planning on taking her paintballing!
Added: 51 days ago by LOLD
If he is the one we are in trouble.
Show Mr. T who da man, you crazy fool!!
Fannying around to harsh nut shot.
Battlestar Galactica meets the Beastie Boys
We spent all our wages on a can of Dr Pepper and this is the result.
Even more musical auto-tuned news!
Lego Minifigs playing out a lightsabre fight.
Poppa Burch shows why he is the daddy.
Someone should make a zombie movie where this happens
The most awesome books about animals!
Drill through the earth in search of treasure!
All short and all so sweet. Disagree? Die!
Watch as the lord toys with a mere mortal.
Smell just like a ladies most intimate area.
I like big butts and I can not lie
More evidence that Japan is superior.
Everybody loves bacon and now it's mega fast.
Avatar = Pocahontas but with more blue.
Retro style vector- based jezzball game.
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