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Can you smell autumn in the air? We can, and it makes us happy. The trees become a riot of colour, cosy nights in beckon, and a flood of new girls sign up for Monkey! This week the lovely Danni Kalifornia makes her Monkey debut.

Tiffany Eesha Devine! - A 20-year-old psychology graduate with a name like this just demands your attention! Fat Superheros! - It's a shame, but when real people - usually men - try to act the Superhero they usually look like prize donuts.

Boozing Holidays! - From Cuba to Prague, rum to lager, where should a man go if he really wants to drink? Finally, Samuel L Jackson speaking like Donald Duck and a mental QPR fan - we've got all the best of this week's web funnies!

Nothing hides religious intolerance better than a good old fashioned sing song, so in an effort to lift spirits at the Anti Ground Zero Mosque protests and cover over the thinly veiled racism at it's core Trade Martin has written a song!

No, this isn't a joke and it's not an excerpt from Team America 2. It's apparently a completely straight-faced and earnest attempt to win hearts and minds around the view that freedom of religion shouldn't apply to Muslims.

If he's managed to convince you of his arguments through the powerful medium of song then head over to his youtube page and check out some of his other songs, I can guarantee you won't be disappointed.