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TODAY'S EDITORS PICKS : 14 FEBRUARY 2012
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WHICH IS THE GREATEST CONTINENT ON EARTH?
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We asked one of the know-it-alls at AQA, here's what he said...

Fail Comp January 2012FAIL COMP JANUARY 2012
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We're a little behind the times with this one, as it is Valentine's day tomorrow, but this is definitely worth the wait. Plenty of fireworks fails kick this beauty off because of NYE and they back that up with multiple snow blunders.
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What Did She Say?WHAT DID SHE SAY?
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This saucy news anchor judges a sausage competition but the double entendres become too much for her and she lets fly with "pick-a-dick". Her news reading buddy can barely hold back the laughter as they try and carry on with the story.
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The Life Of Nigerian Sex Workers In ItalyTHE LIFE OF NIGERIAN SEX WORKERS IN ITALY
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To be honest prostitutes don't exactly have the best of lives in the world but these girls have it really hard. What's also pretty horrible is the type of men who would want to pay for sex in these kind of surrounds. Nice guys, yeah?
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Experience Human FlightEXPERIENCE HUMAN FLIGHT
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Five times world champions Fred Fugen and Vince Reffett from Soul Flyers were invited to Melbourne to provide advanced 3D coaching to some of Australia's leading Skydive athlete talent. We just see them fall from space!
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Pool Douchebags Of The Monte CarloPOOL DOUCHEBAGS OF THE MONTE CARLO
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Douchebags owning the pool at the Monte Carlo Hotel in Las Vegas. No, they were not joking around. Yes, they were serious and this was their vibe. No, it was not successful!
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Super Samurai SweeperSUPER SAMURAI SWEEPER
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Search each level for the Daimyos with only a certain amount of click moves. Then once you find the sneaky killer fight him to the death. As each level goes on you'll get stronger and stronger until you have to fight the Shogun.
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Amy Willerton's First Pants-Only Shoot!AMY WILLERTON'S FIRST PANTS-ONLY SHOOT!
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Don't get us wrong here, Willerton's always worn frilly knickers and posh brassieres during photoshoots before, that's how she rolls, just never ON THEIR OWN! Maxim gently broke her down though and persuaded her to do just that.
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Drifting F1 Car In The SnowDRIFTING F1 CAR IN THE SNOW
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Ever fancied taking an F1 car drifting in the snow around Nürburgring Nordschleife? Hope not. Look dangerous! Andy Gülden, Chief Instructor of the Nürburgring Driving Academy, shows you how it's done!
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Collapsing Cooling TowersCOLLAPSING COOLING TOWERS
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We're not against nuclear energy, in fact, we're rather for it after watching these innocent, happy cooling towers being demolished. They just want to hang out and drink tea, damnit!
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Picture OverflowPICTURE OVERFLOW
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Valentines day is just round the corner so this weeks' picture overflow is dedicated to romance. Only joking being romantic is for gaylords. It's just a normal picture overflow like every week.
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Dog Does A BackflipDOG DOES A BACKFLIP
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This dog is a bit overexcited, as many of them are, and comes running into the living room to make sure his owner is aware of his current state. Only problem is, slippery floors are slippery.
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Color ShiftCOLOR SHIFT
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Change the angles of the pipes so that they all connect up and carry the different colors of light to their respective desitnations ! The maps get bigger and more complex as you start to mix and match the colored light ! (Colin hits level 52)
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Budweiser GoodBUDWEISER GOOD
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Welcome to an alternate reality - Budweiser Good is a make of Bud that actually tastes good. WE KNOW RIGHT?! Crazy. Anyway, here's an advert for their new venture. We're sure you'll approve.
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Ricky Gervais Show - SatnavsRICKY GERVAIS SHOW - SATNAVS
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In this episode Carl Pilkington show his disdain for these new fangled Satellite Navigation devices in cars and gets mocked ruthlessly for it by Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant in their animated form.
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Duet With A Singing DonkeyDUET WITH A SINGING DONKEY
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No, it's not Madonna, it's genuinely a singing donkey. Could probably do with some singing lessons, but it's definitely a step in the right direction! We're looking forward to the autotuned remixes!
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Facebook LessonFACEBOOK LESSON
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You might think facebook is pretty easy to use but this guy's daughter still has a thing or two to learn. Specifically not to trash talk her parents to the world in general. This guy is pretty strict, but I bet she won't do it again...
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Samuel L. Jackson Playing Halo 3SAMUEL L. JACKSON PLAYING HALO 3
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The bad ass mother f*cker on the planet takes some time out to bring his awesomeness to Halo 3. His team mates are unprepared, but not as much as Samuel is for the red team! SAY WHAT AGAIN! I DARE YA!
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Crazy Pageant KidCRAZY PAGEANT KID
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This little girl is being interviewed with her mother on a television news show. The mother thinks pageants makes the girls more mature. The little girl has other ideas.
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