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TODAY'S EDITORS PICKS : 21 MARCH 2010
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THE BEST ACTION MOVIE OF ALL TIME
Added: 5 days ago
With a new Predator movie on the horizon and the fire in my heart for the original showing no signs of dying down, I thought it about time we did a blog on Predator. If you have no love for this movie then get the hell off kontraband asap.

The Specs EffectTHE SPECS EFFECT
Added: 2 days ago
The easiest way to advertise a product is with half naked ladies. These guys have gone one better and used as many lovely ladies as they could find, all wearing skimpy bikinis, all running and all in slow motion. Just like baywatch!
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Predators TrailerPREDATORS TRAILER
Added: 2 days ago
The teaser that we have all been waiting for is here, now all we have to do it wait till the summer. If I hear the words "Get to the chopper!" or "Come on!! Do it NOOOW! Kill meee!" I could possibly cum in my pants in anticipation.
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Chat Roulette Piano ImprovCHAT ROULETTE PIANO IMPROV
Added: 2 days ago
A man does the unthinkable on Chatroulette, he fails to show us his genitalia and instead makes a little ditty on the piano describing the people he meets. Bo-bop-de-do-dah! Yeah, this man is winner, but has he missed the point of chatroulette?
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The Picture OverflowTHE PICTURE OVERFLOW
Added: 2 days ago
This weeks selection of random imagery from the four corners of the intertubes. We surfed the internet like running retard Forest Gump, this gallery is much like a box of chocolate, you never know what you're gonna get, probably aids.
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Move Your Car - DJOMOVE YOUR CAR - DJO
Added: 2 days ago
Take Star Trek, add a dash of Pat Robertson, throw in some random WTF and you have this. It's experimental with an emphasise on "mental". Be careful when watching as it may induce an acid flashback, even if you've never touched the stuff.
Comments: 5  /  User Rating:

F*ck Sh!t StackF*CK SH!T STACK
Added: 2 days ago
Reggie Watts speaks his mind on life, love and material things in his new video. Can this really be described at a music video? Technically it is but it doesn't really have much musical value. Definitely funny listening to him though.
Comments: 4  /  User Rating:

TranscriptedTRANSCRIPTED
Added: 2 days ago
A weird looking arcade title with an unusual biological feel to it. Swim around in gloopy fluid attacking rogue cells and using whats left to disrupt the DNA chain by creating groups of the similarly coloured blocks. (No winners yet)
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mass effectMASS EFFECT GIRL
Added: 2 days ago
She is having a "Mass Effect" on my crotch, ill be in my bunk. I'm gonna go buy that game, I don't even know what its about. Painting a product on boobs is seriously unfair tactics but please don't stop doing it.
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Get OutGET OUT
Added: 2 days ago
A French animation about a man in a mental asylum because he has a crippling fear centered around the passage from one room to another. It's not the most unusual phobia ever but it certainly rates very highly on the loony-o-meter.
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Blue Hippy Cats - Avatar Review BLUE HIPPY CATS - AVATAR REVIEW
Added: 2 days ago
Just your average avatar review - loved the special effects and the giant robots but thought the big blue tree huggers deserved what they got. For some reason the reviewer in this clip is a CGI dog. Not really sure why...
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The Big BikiniowskiTHE BIG BIKINIOWSKI
Added: 3 days ago
This combines two great things to make something simply awesome. What could be better than hot chicks in bikinis reciting lines from The Big Lebowski? The answer my friends is nothing so don't even try to think something up.
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HAWP - Heavy RainHAWP - HEAVY RAIN
Added: 3 days ago
Poppa Burch is back and This time he's the star of the show & getting to grips with Sony's newest "Game", Heavy Rain. I'm sure some people love Heavy Rain but it looks like poppa Burch is getting more fun out of it that anyone!
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MaximanMAXIMAN
Added: 3 days ago
Sure it might sound silly in retrospect but we've all done it and before someone walks through that door and the illusion you've created crumbles to embarrasing dust before your eyes you really WERE a super powered cyborg fighter from the future.
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One Man Wolf PacksONE MAN WOLF PACKS
Added: 3 days ago
Not just your common or garden douchebags, some of these men have gone the extra douche mile. Others have unfortunately, in their desire to express their fearsome masculinity made themselves look foolish and could be considered twazzoks.
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Crane CollapseCRANE COLLAPSE
Added: 3 days ago
The sound these cranes make as they crashes to the ground is so weird, it sounds like terminator giving birth or taking the biggest roboturd of all time. The guy filming it pretty much sums up the whole situation "Ahhhh F*CK!!!"
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Bend Over Mother Nature!!! Wildeman!BEND OVER MOTHER NATURE!!! WILDEMAN!
Added: 3 days ago
Wow, this guy is my new hero! He eats scorpions like they were chocolate covered tits and treats Mother Nature like she'd just murdered his wife, cussed his mom and shat on his porch. And now he's out for revenge. Be afraid nature, be afraid.
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The Milk - F#ck MachineTHE MILK - F#CK MACHINE
Added: 3 days ago
Sometimes life is waay stranger than fiction & sometimes reality is just plain WTF! Is this guy drunk or the victim of a stroke? What did I just watch? Who the hell are these people, and why are they playing Cardiff? I'm scared.
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ImmortallIMMORTALL
Added: 3 days ago
Another of those meaningful emotional indie games that have minimal gaming elements but the propensity to make you cry like a baby (if you're so inclined). Anyway, this one has you saving a bunch of apple picking Mexicans from Nazis! (Everyone wins!)
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