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TODAY'S EDITORS PICKS : 03 JULY 2009
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TOP 5 MYTHS REPUBLICANS ARE TRYING TO PUSH
Added: 3 days ago
We live in a world where spin is king. Whoever controls the message controls the debate. It's one of the dictums of life whether it be in your relationships at work, with friends, lovers, family or in the world of politics.

WoW Meltdown RemixWOW MELTDOWN REMIX
Added: 1 day ago
It was only a matter of time before someone brought this out. That nutjob who likes remote controllers near his butt flips out in a funny remix fashion. As if he wasn't enough of an abomination, now he's like a demented Benny Hill. LOL!
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Hitler Finds Out Michael Jackson DiedHITLER FINDS OUT MICHAEL JACKSON DIED
Added: 1 day ago
The Fuhrer gets furious when he finds out that the King of Pop has shuffled off this mortal coil. And for good reason because Wacko Jacko was supposed to be playing a concert for him and he helped finance all that surgery, then he goes & dies! LMAO.
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Michael Jackson Lives OnMICHAEL JACKSON LIVES ON
Added: 1 day ago
He lives on in the skills of talented young dancers like this guy, a man who truly embodies what it is to be Michael Jackson. Apart from the Jesus juice stuff. In fact I think he may even be a more accomplished dancer than Wacko Jacko. LMAO.
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Jennifer Aniston's A Surfin' BirdJENNIFER ANISTON'S A SURFIN' BIRD
Added: 1 day ago
Good old Jennifer Aniston, flying the flag for the older lady & she's flying it mighty well, she can come ride my board any day of the week - we can go make some waves together! And as for that bikini, well it's working for me - Friend-tastic!
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Sexy Sign LanguageSEXY SIGN LANGUAGE
Added: 1 day ago
Just because you're deaf doesn't mean you don't want to enjoy the carnal pleasures this world has to offer, whether that be in real-life or on TV, so I applaud this programme and this woman's valiant work, bet she enjoys her job. LOL.
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Morphing MaidensMORPHING MAIDENS
Added: 1 day ago
A history of Hollywood starlets from the hawties of the old school through to the new. It just goes to show you that while styles change throughout the ages, beauty is timeless, as there's not one of these women who isn't gorgeous.
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Epic Ping-Pong ShotsEPIC PING-PONG SHOTS
Added: 1 day ago
If you practice hard enough then one day when you grow up you too could sit about throwing table tennis balls into red cups, it's a worthy and valiant way to spend your time, and it looks awesome. Forget studying, just do this instead.
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Jan Leonardo Wöllert Light SculptorJAN LEONARDO WÖLLERT LIGHT SCULPTOR
Added: 1 day ago
When you're as much as a badass as Jan, working with the usual tools is just not good enough, so you have to take it to the next level. You can't deny that they look spectacular, it's like wandering into a strange alternate world - WOW!
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She's Wide OpenSHE'S WIDE OPEN
Added: 1 day ago
This is the problem with having men and women plays sports together, men are just too competitive. So when they should be taking it a little easy and not going full on with the tackles, they don't, and this kind of thing can happen. Ouch.
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One Will SurviveONE WILL SURVIVE
Added: 1 day ago
Cool RTS game where rival medieval keeps race to make money, expand tech trees & blow each other back to the stoneage with cannon fire! Make sure you balance offense & development or the one that survives won't be you! (no winners yet)
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Self-Sustainable ChairSELF-SUSTAINABLE CHAIR
Added: 1 day ago
Well at least it's not hugely cumbersome to carry about, jeez, might as well strap a sofa to my back and use that instead. If I saw someone walking down the street wearing this thing I'd gawp at them in amazed bafflement and think WTF!?
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Perfect TimingPERFECT TIMING
Added: 1 day ago
What a lovely pair, now if they could throw a furry cup to each other but a little lower we could have the whole package! Although the guy making the catch doesn't seem to be paying attention, what's up with him, doesn't he like melons?
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Txt IslandTXT ISLAND
Added: 1 day ago
It's a stop-motion film made using hundreds of plastic peg-board letters. That's got to be some painstaking work, but it does look pretty cool. He should do a back story about how they came to be from the primordial alphabet soup. LOL.
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Basketball OwnageBASKETBALL OWNAGE
Added: 2 days ago
If this guy spent less time dossing about on a basketball court & more time learning something useful, like post-Keynesian economics, he might be able to do something with his life instead of wasting it away. I am of course kidding, this guy rulez.
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Jizz In My Pants - Superpowerless 8bit RemixJIZZ IN MY PANTS - SUPERPOWERLESS 8BIT REMIX
Added: 2 days ago
Throw that Game Boy Advance in the air and jizz on it like you just don't care! I think this is my favorite of the remixes so far, adding a bit of electro-pop gaming bleep 8bit madness to the best song ever made. Superpowerless ftw!
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Dear Mike.....FAIL!DEAR MIKE.....FAIL!
Added: 2 days ago
No one wants to get a Dear John letter and in the digital age we currently live in no one will. Because that letter has now become a video, but Mike doesn't seem to bothered about it, he's got some revenge pics he can upload to the net - FAIL!
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Anagrammatic Movie RemixesANAGRAMMATIC MOVIE REMIXES
Added: 2 days ago
They're famous movies, but not as we know it, the titles have been changed to create maximum lolz. Some of these look like quite interesting premises, are you listening Mr Bigshot Hollywood producer? Rather these than another High School Musical.
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I'm Fat And Nobody Likes MeI'M FAT AND NOBODY LIKES ME
Added: 2 days ago
I wouldn't say he's fat, that's being a bit harsh on yourself, but he has got ginger hair. That's something he should definitely be worrying about. Maybe he can write another track called I'm Ginger, Somebody Shoot Me. LOL.
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Ancilla Tilia 'Strips'....Kinda!?ANCILLA TILIA 'STRIPS'....KINDA!?
Added: 2 days ago
Gutted. That's what I was when I watched this. The beautiful pin-up and best thing to come out of Amsterdam since large shipments of strange smelling coffee, Ancilla Tilia, shakes her thang and does what she does best, burlesque stripping.
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