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TODAY'S EDITORS PICKS : 09 SEPTEMBER 2010
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TOP 10 NEW BANDS 2010
Added: 9 days ago
For your listening pleasure this week: Ten of the finest up and coming new bands, with an accompanying cheat sheet and Spotify playlist to ease you through the working day. So open your eyes to the new music world and see what you think.

Rubber Ring Fail WinRUBBER RING FAIL WIN
Added: 1 day ago
snatching win from the jaws of fail whilst flying through the air in a rubber tube isn't easy but this guy makes it look as easy as taking candy from a baby. I'm not quite sure how he ended up the right way up though. Most impressive.
Comments: 6  /  User Rating:

Macho SaladMACHO SALAD
Added: 1 day ago
Real men don't eat salads. They only eat meat, the rarer the better and then they die of scurvy while laughing heartily and fornicating with multiple partners. If real men DID eat salads though this is how they would prepare them.
Comments: 9  /  User Rating:

Synchronised WalkingSYNCHRONISED WALKING
Added: 1 day ago
More weirdness from Japan but for a change this video won't leave you hugging your knees, rocking back and forth on the floor of your shower furiously scrubbing at your skin in an effort to feel clean again. It's just a bunch of guys walking.
Comments: 16  /  User Rating:

Crazy Horse RacingCRAZY HORSE RACING
Added: 1 day ago
The sort of abstract nonsense that could only ever get thought up, secure funding and get put on the television in Japan. I'm just glad there aren't any tentacles or musclemen in banana hammocks shooting lasers out of their groins.
Comments: 6  /  User Rating:

20 Random Examples Of Corporate Racism20 RANDOM EXAMPLES OF CORPORATE RACISM
Added: 1 day ago
Back in the day if you wanted to market your product at your average racist retard you could just go right ahead and do it. Nowadays if you do that your racism gets collected together in galleries and displayed on smartass comedy websites.
Comments: 14  /  User Rating:

Volleyball Babe BootyVOLLEYBALL BABE BOOTY
Added: 1 day ago
40 images full of the perky toned volleyball babe behinds. All the jumping up and down must be great for toning the glutes and the tight pants are a really nice touch. BRB off to find my local women's volleyball team
Comments: 11  /  User Rating:

AmilAMIL
Added: 1 day ago
If there's a storyline for this game I have no idea what it is. For that matter I have no idea what your character is supposed to be. It kinda looks like a coffee table. This is the best Coffee Table Simulator ever made. (No winners yet)
Comments: 1  /  User Rating:

The Monk And The MonkeyTHE MONK AND THE MONKEY
Added: 1 day ago
A touching tale of some sort of shaolin fighting monk and the cute little munchkin that he is training up as his apprentice. Will the apprentice become a monk? Will he ever get the fruit back? Will anybody spank the monkey? Watch and find out.
Comments: 5  /  User Rating:

Full Metal DisneyFULL METAL DISNEY
Added: 2 days ago
Hot on the heels of The Pulp Fiction Disney remake comes a remake of Stanley Kubrick's 1987 masterpiece. It's not every day you hear Donald Duck tell Mickey Mouse he looks like he could suck a golfball through a garden hose. Savour it.
Comments: 10  /  User Rating:

Remi's Urban RasetREMI'S URBAN RASET
Added: 2 days ago
Remi returns to annoy even more people and this time he's doing it in the style of a French bullfighter. Running up to someone, nicking their hat or shades might sounds like a recipe for an ass whooping but Remi escapes every time!
Comments: 7  /  User Rating:

Best Cry Ever Vs. SlayerBEST CRY EVER VS. SLAYER
Added: 2 days ago
He's back! The man with whose cries of emotional anguish sound like the mating call of a flamboyantly gay wookie is back and this time he's metal. WIth a soundtrack added by Metalinjection.net he actually sounds pretty damn awesome!
Comments: 6  /  User Rating:

Underhand Beer-Pong Tactics Pt1UNDERHAND BEER-PONG TACTICS PT1
Added: 2 days ago
Males may or may not have the hand eye co-ordination and sporting practice but females have one thing they don't: TITS. Nothing distracts the drunken male brain like tits and if a girl is really losing she can break out the ass.
Comments: 13  /  User Rating:

Dancing Merengue DogDANCING MERENGUE DOG
Added: 2 days ago
Some dude has trained his dog to dance the merengue with him. The crushing weight of one man's loneliness has a lot to answer for. I can't help but wonder which came first; getting the dog to dance with him or putting it in that dress...
Comments: 10  /  User Rating:

ParkingPARKING
Added: 2 days ago
Driving a car is such a rip off these days, what with the extortionate price of petrol, the insurance premiums, various added taxes, speed cameras, congestion charges and now the everpresent fear of unexpected attacks of ham. I'd rather walk.
Comments: 4  /  User Rating:

A Trip To The Underwater WalmartA TRIP TO THE UNDERWATER WALMART
Added: 2 days ago
We can't mock blacks, Jews, and Mexicans anymore, but fortunately, we still have fat people! Also if Fox news has their way, pretty soon we'll be able to openly kill Muslims on the street and claim self-defense. I can hardly wait!
Comments: 9  /  User Rating:

Dynamic Systems 2DYNAMIC SYSTEMS 2
Added: 2 days ago
Build your very own full functional Rube Goldberg machine with this addictive puzzle game. You can either opt for a quick fix to progress or if you have OCD you can make the perfect machine and collect all the stars as well! (No winners yet)
Comments: 2  /  User Rating:

The Rocket JumpTHE ROCKET JUMP
Added: 3 days ago
Freddy Wong is back with anoth pointless but hilariously entertaining video of him and his mates playing with toy guns. This time he utilises gaming grade awesomeness as he fires a rocket launcher at his feet and takes to the skies!
Comments: 15  /  User Rating:

Robotic Sock FapperROBOTIC SOCK FAPPER
Added: 3 days ago
It seems like only yesterday that man invented the wheel, and now we're making incredible technological leaps like this randy little robot. Not only will he fap your socks silly and pair them up afterwards but he'll polish your pole as well!
Comments: 7  /  User Rating:

 
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