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This guy goes to a super market and goes to aisle 12 and asks for a box of condoms.
No wonder Bob Geldof is such an expert on famine. He's been feeding off "I Don't Like Mondays" for 30 years.
The ambassador of a small African nation chanced to visit Russia...
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Oakland to Kansas City.
A very disturbing bit of news for any male...Make sure you don't fall victim :(
A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.
If I had a large backyard, I would probably have about a thousand dogs...
After living in the jungle for a while Jane wanted to do the nasty with Tarzan and asked if he knew what sex was.
How do you prove that all odd numbers are prime?
In the Garden of Eden/As everyone knows/Lives Adam and Eve/Without any clothes.
Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel...
Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago.
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary.
Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress...
"I told the ambulance men the wrong blood type for my ex, so he knows what rejection feels like" - Pippa Evans
A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway.
Q. What do you call a pointless race that covers around 2,200 miles throughout France?
"I wanted to be a milkman, right - but I didn't have the bottle!!"
I would imagine the inside of a bottle of cleaning fluid is f#cking clean
