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Dear Employees:
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Subject: Swearing at Work - Some 'alternative' phrases to use !
New Slang Directory
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Usefull phrases for when you're out and about in the big smoke !
As Big As A Big Thing
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Absolute 'worst' analogies ever written in a high school essay !!!
Scottish Insults:
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She's that ugly not even a sniper would take her out.....WTF?
Subject: Wife Questions
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Just remember to apply caution when engaging in this activity !
Stress Relievers
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Some helpful tips to get you through some of life's little problems :(
10 Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
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Don't shoot your mouth off over this !
Handy Dictionary for Personal Ads
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What people are actually saying about themselves !
Seriously Scary Stuff !!!
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Wanna get freaked out - Read some American history - OMFG !!!
Blind Golf
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Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a bar.........
Corporate lessons
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Hmmm, some lessons for all of us.
What Your Names Really Mean
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Surprisingly accurate - If you ain't on this list you're gay !
Divine Golf
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Moses and Jesus were in a threesome playing golf one day....
Ultimate Blonde Joke
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An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake !
The Rules Of Bedroom Golf
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It looks like i need to start brushing up on my stroke again - LOL !
Dating With Women
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Probably a good idea to read this before you try your luck out with the ladies :)
27 Things you Wish You Could Say At Work !
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"How about "never"? Is "never" good for you?"
The Truth About Hell !
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Sometimes it needs the perspective of an ongoing situation - LOL !
Take The Ultimate Guy Quiz:
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1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as ?
Cat Haiku
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I bet you never knew felines were full of prose - LOL !
Types of 'Sex'
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The 1st kind of sex is called 'Smurf Sex' .........I think you all get the picture :)
Man Habits
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The 'little' things men do to feel like Chuck Norris - LOL !
How To Be A Successful Evil Overlord
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Soon to be released in book for as 'Evil overlordery for dummies'
Big Snap
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Looking for a bit of a bonus from your old friend, the trusty search engine?!
Training Courses For Women
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I thought chicks 'thought' they already knew everything ?
Water Or Coke ?
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Life's great mystery is finally answered - Which one is the 'Real Thing' ???
Random MAN Thoughts !
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Some things to think long & hard about before getting married !
Health Question & Answer Session
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Forget all you thought you knew about keeping healthy :)
Why God Never Received A PhD
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He had NO chance with just one publication under his belt :(
Australian Bricklayer's Accident Report
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Printed in the newsletter of the Workers' Compensation board.
Dedicated To The One I Love
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Go on - show them you care (sort of) this Valentines....
New York City Report Cards
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Actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers !
Stop It's the Police !
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Police Comments taken off actual police car videos !
This Might Just Save your Life !!!
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Ten things you should never say to a woman during an argument !
Things Not To Do At A Funeral
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Some dead funny bits of advice to get you through the big day !
Happy Anniversary!
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Lenny was in trouble - He forgot his wedding anniversary....
New Phrases For 2008
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TESTICULATING: Waving your arms around and talking bollocks....
Don't Step On The Ducks !
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Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven...
The Cupboard
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A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work !
An Interesting Shopping Trip
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A woman was in town on a shopping trip....
Drafting Guys Over 60 For The Army !
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A new direction for the war on terrorists.....
True Or False ?
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Can you guess which of the following are true and which are false?
How To Clean The Toilet
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I think there might be an ulterior motive going on here ?
Driver's Tests
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The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams...
Women's Institute National Conference
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It's all airs and graces - Unless you live in Newcastle !
10 Thoughts For 2008
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Number 10: Life is sexually transmitted.
Top 10 Best Out-Of-Office Email Replies
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Sometimes it's good to personalize things !
The Sh*t List:
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Some of these are SO funny that i almost crapped myself laughing :)
Carnal Sins
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A young couple wanted to join the church........................
To Be Republican, You Need To Believe...
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1/ Jesus loves you...........Plus a 'few' other things :(
Why Men Are Never Depressed
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Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.....
It's Gonna Start !
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A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair...
Silly Indians Didn't Know Animals Could Talk...
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A cowboy was riding on the range one day...
Family Fortunes Answers
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These are allegedly answers from the famous Family Fortunes Show !
Is There A Santa Claus
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If you have kids and they 'believe' - make sure you NEVER let them read this !
Christopher Walken's 12 Days of Christmas
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Here's an alternative version of that Xmas classic - WEIRD!
101 Ways To Annoy People
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8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly...........
Commentator Innuendos
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"Ballesteros felt much better today after getting a 69 yesterday."
Why Men Are Never Depressed
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Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat..............
Joe's New Bike
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Joe wanted to buy a motorbike...........
5 Best Things To Say......
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When caught sleeping at your desk (I suggest you memorize these :)
Old Man
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A 95 year old man is given a jar to provide a sperm specimen...
Making Love To A Beautiful Woman
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It's amazing how many daily tasks are similar :)
The Little Rabbit
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A little rabbit is happily running through the forest.....
Voodoo Penis
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A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip...
Don't Mess With Beautiful Women
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A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist....
Modern Day Nursery Rhymes
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It's Raining, It's Pouring. Oh sh!t, it's Global Warming !
Stuff Women Really Need To Know About Men
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Some of you just don’t know what it’s like to be a man !
Top 10 Things You Can Only Say At Thanksgiving
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All legal and perfectly acceptable for the rest of the family :)
Bad-ass Breakfast
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A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom....
I'll Have A Fosters !
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An Australian guy is travelling around the Greek Islands....
London Taxi Driving Rules:
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Turn signals will give away your next move, never use them........
London Lawyer vs Glasgow Cop
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A London lawyer runs a stop sign........................
Male-Female Translator
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Finally find out what "Do you love me?" really means :(
Revenge Of The Blondes
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It looks as if blonde chicks have had enough of the dumb stereotype !
The Blonde Joke To End All Blonde Jokes
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A blonde woman was having financial troubles........
If Corporate Taglines Were Honest
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McDonalds: Always a good idea. Until afterwards !
A Penny For Your Thoughts ?
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A young Scottish lad & his lassie were sitting on a wall holding hands !
How Much For That Baseball?
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A woman takes a lover home during the day................
Halloween Howler
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A couple was invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party !
Which Holidays Are Best For Relationships?
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This question has posed itself for all of us on many occasions....
Speeding
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And how to get out of a ticket if you just happen to be a chick !
Stevie Wonder's Tokyo Gig
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He's playing his first night and the place is packed to the rafters....
Drinking Problem
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Every night, after dinner Harry took off for the local watering hole...
Similarities
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Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman........
Female World Records
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These are feats of endurance that NO man can ever hope to match !
Annual Nymphomaniacs Convention
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A man boarded an airplane and took his seat.................
Last Name
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A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit......
The 5 Questions Most Feared By Men Are:
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Some tips on answering the hardest questions in the universe !
50 Things Women Do That Drive Men Crazy
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Damn the females and their boobs - It's so unfair!
Guide to Taking a Dump at Work
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Everything you've always wanted to know...but where afraid to ask!
Dog And Cat Diaries... Oh How They Differ
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They might be domesctic pets - But they have feelings too !
Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns
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It's all very simple - Men prioritize what's really importnat !
What Not To Say When Getting A Colonoscopy
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The following are actual comments made by patients !
One Hell Of A Photographer
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The Smiths were unable to conceive children......................
That's A Long Time Without Sex !!!
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A Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event.....
Another One Of Those 'What Men Want Things !'
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You just don’t know what it’s like to be a man !
Therapy
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Just in case you've had a rough day - Here's a stress management technique !
Scary New Virus Warning !
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There is a very dangerous virus currently being passed around !
Great Quotes On Suburbia -- Part 1
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Quotes That Folks In The Burbs Will 'Appreciate'.
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BABES
1, New Slang Directory
2, Scottish Insults:
3, Subject: Wife Questions
4, Stress Relievers
5, 10 Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
6, What Your Names Really Mean
7, Ultimate Blonde Joke
8, The Rules Of Bedroom Golf
9, Dating With Women
10, The Truth About Hell !
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CELEBS
1, Seriously Scary Stuff !!!
2, Blind Golf
3, To Be Republican, You Need To Believe...
4, Christopher Walken's 12 Days of Christmas
5, Commentator Innuendos
6, Stevie Wonder's Tokyo Gig
7, In memory of the great Ronnie Barker RIP.
8, Why did the chicken cross the road ?
9, Garlic Bread?!?!?!
10, Super Gadgie
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COOL
1, Dear Employees:
2, Scottish Insults:
3, Stress Relievers
4, 10 Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
5, Handy Dictionary for Personal Ads
6, Seriously Scary Stuff !!!
7, Divine Golf
8, Ultimate Blonde Joke
9, The Rules Of Bedroom Golf
10, Dating With Women
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FUNNY
1, Dear Employees:
2, New Slang Directory
3, As Big As A Big Thing
4, Scottish Insults:
5, Subject: Wife Questions
6, Stress Relievers
7, 10 Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
8, Handy Dictionary for Personal Ads
9, Blind Golf
10, Corporate lessons
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OUCH!
1, Australian Bricklayer's Accident Report
2, Women's Institute National Conference
3, London Lawyer vs Glasgow Cop
4, Letter from the Inland Revenue :(
5, What A Way To Die !
6, Official Slap Your Irritating Co-Workers Holiday
7, Life Sucks
8, Welcome aboard
9, Don't Shave Your Butt Hair
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10, Heaven Can Wait
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WEIRD
1, As Big As A Big Thing
2, Seriously Scary Stuff !!!
3, How To Be A Successful Evil Overlord
4, Big Snap
5, Why God Never Received A PhD
6, Things Not To Do At A Funeral
7, True Or False ?
8, How To Clean The Toilet
9, 10 Thoughts For 2008
10, Family Fortunes Answers
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