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Ultimate Blonde Joke
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde woman.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde gal with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

"Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
"No... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Ultimate Blonde Joke

ULTIMATE BLONDE JOKE


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the playboy are blond and i bet he enjoy reads these and still insults about blond... why?
Added: 1100 days ago by kissyface
 

 
 

hahahaha...dat was good!
Added: 1181 days ago by cookieman
 

 
 

dude that joke's fuckin' awesome
Added: 1219 days ago by disturbed0001
 

 
 

I thought it was funny... :P
Added: 1219 days ago by Broski
 

 
 

Nearly laughed!
Added: 1241 days ago by Shothead
 

 
 

Hehehehehehe
Added: 1222 days ago by Sundown
 

 
 

Wasn't this posted like a month ago? That always happens on Kontraband. Stuff just keeps getting recycled.
Added: 1219 days ago by Xarr
 

 
 

That was great!!
Added: 1208 days ago by Wave
 

 
 

rofl
Added: 1218 days ago by sylraeh
 

 
 

are you **** retarded?
Added: 1017 days ago by Jerkerface
 

 
 
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