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10 Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
#10 - You can trade in an old 44 for a new 22...

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you are on the road...

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times...

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup...

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo...

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space...

#4 - A gun functions normally every day of the month...

#3 - A gun doesn't ask, 'Do these grips make me look fat?'...

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it...

...AND...the

#1 reason a gun is favored over a woman...............

YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!!!
10 Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

10 REASONS WHY MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN


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Don't shoot your mouth off over this !

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hahahah it makes **** sense
Added: 1000 days ago by TsunamiUroborusUchiha
 

 
 

order of commenting
Added: 1281 days ago by lacha
 

 
 

it shows their intelligence in knowing the order amirite?
Added: 1270 days ago by Werebear
 

 
 

second
Added: 1324 days ago by cracka1493
 

 
 

third? i dont get it? - not the joke, just the reason people are saying numbers
Added: 1321 days ago by billicopter
 

 
 

FIRST
Added: 1341 days ago by quankalizer
 

 
 
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