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Barbie Don't Come Cheap !
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.

He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, "How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?"

The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?

We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95.

The amazed father asks: 'It's how much?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, and one of Ken's Friends...
Barbie Don't Come Cheap !

BARBIE DON'T COME CHEAP !


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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, "How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?"

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hahaha divorced barbie lol
Added: 1000 days ago by TsunamiUroborusUchiha
 

 
 

Amen!
Added: 1236 days ago by Shothead
 

 
 

so true though they get it all i would know and she doesnt even use the 4 wheeler that bit*ch
Added: 1328 days ago by Schwabie
 

 
 

That's just dirty...funny as hell, but dirty. :)
Added: 1338 days ago by Raysoru
 

 
 
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