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I Dream Of Osama
While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the sand & picked it up.

Suddenly, a blond headed female Genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"

Osama responded, "You ignorant, unworthy Daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything."

The shocked Genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."

Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you."

The annoyed Genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.

The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton at his side.. His willy was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.
I Dream Of Osama
I DREAM OF OSAMA
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The worlds most notorious demolitions expert Osama Bin Laden strikes it lucky and runs into a genie who offers to grant him one wish! Buyers remorse or not there's not way he's getting a do-over!

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