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Pysical Examination
A beautiful young woman is about to undergo a minor operation.
She's lying on a trolley in a hospital corridor, awaiting medical attention, when a man in a white coat approaches her, lifts the sheet covering her, and performs a physical examination of her body. He then walks away poker-faced, consults with another man in a white coat, who approaches and performs the same examination.
When a third man approaches, the girl asks, concerned, "is everything okay? When is the operation going to begin?"
"Your guess is as good as mine, lady," the man says, shrugging. "We're just painting the corridor."
Pysical Examination

PYSICAL EXAMINATION


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A beautiful young lady gets a full physical examination by three men in long white coats!

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sorry FEAR THE BADGER...not funny at all...
Added: 1290 days ago by DrigoTex
 

 
 

no, the punchline is that they are just painters that were feeling her up, not doctors at all.... not really that funny if you ask me....
Added: 1292 days ago by MAFFEW
 

 
 

this joke is amazingly awesome
Added: 1287 days ago by brinsko.step
 

 
 

I don't get it. Painting with what? her vaginal blood?
Added: 1292 days ago by mousti00
 

 
 

Ahem....I posted up this joke....where be my rep???
Added: 1293 days ago by SpikedMarkus
 

 
 
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