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The Brass Rat
A man walked into a curio store and was shopping around. After awhile, he chose a brass rat and brought it up to the counter. The proprietor said, that will be £10 for the brass rat and £1,000 for the story behind it. The man said, "Thanks, but I'll just pay the £10 and pass on the story."
He purchased the brass rat and left the store. As he was walking down the street, he started noticing all sorts of rats following him. The further he walked--the more rats followed. He walked down to the wharf and still more rats came out and followed him. So, he decided to walk out into the water, which he did--and all the rats drowned.
He returned to the store shortly and when he walked in, the proprietor said, "Ah ha! You came back to pay the £1,000 for the story, right?" "No," replied the man, "I came back to see if you have any brass lawyers!"
The Brass Rat

THE BRASS RAT


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A man walks into a curio store and walks out with an intriguing and magically charged brass rat...

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Lol, the comments are better than the joke
Added: 1238 days ago by Shothead
 

 
 

i wish there was a better punchline...
Added: 1253 days ago by biggayass
 

 
 

Hahahah! That was a great one :D
Added: 1245 days ago by Xarr
 

 
 

.... i don't.....get it
Added: 1253 days ago by sir butnugget
 

 
 

dude i have farted jokes funnier than that
Added: 1235 days ago by FurballtheHairlessRat
 

 
 

i agree. kinda weak
Added: 1252 days ago by Purefury
 

 
 

It means can he drown a bunch of lawyers....god some people are thick.
Added: 1253 days ago by Captain_Cutlass
 

 
 

"Ah ha! You came back to pay the £1,000 for the story, right?" "No," replied the man, "I came back to see if you have any brass non-joke getting fucktards!"
Added: 1242 days ago by mastersidious
 

 
 

wait wait wait...I thought it was a wooden squirrel and the grand canyon and a statue of Martin Luther King....??
Added: 1235 days ago by jessebied
 

 
 
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