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A man walked into a curio store and was shopping around. After awhile, he chose a brass rat and brought it up to the counter. The proprietor said, that will be £10 for the brass rat and £1,000 for the story behind it. The man said, "Thanks, but I'll just pay the £10 and pass on the story."
He purchased the brass rat and left the store. As he was walking down the street, he started noticing all sorts of rats following him. The further he walked--the more rats followed. He walked down to the wharf and still more rats came out and followed him. So, he decided to walk out into the water, which he did--and all the rats drowned.
He returned to the store shortly and when he walked in, the proprietor said, "Ah ha! You came back to pay the £1,000 for the story, right?" "No," replied the man, "I came back to see if you have any brass lawyers!"
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THE BRASS RAT


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A man walks into a curio store and walks out with an intriguing and magically charged brass rat...

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wait wait wait...I thought it was a wooden squirrel and the grand canyon and a statue of Martin Luther King....??
Added: 545 days ago by jessebied
 

 
 

Lol, the comments are better than the joke
Added: 548 days ago by Shothead
 

 
 

"Ah ha! You came back to pay the £1,000 for the story, right?" "No," replied the man, "I came back to see if you have any brass non-joke getting fucktards!"
Added: 551 days ago by mastersidious
 

 
 

Hahahah! That was a great one :D
Added: 555 days ago by Xarr
 

 
 

It means can he drown a bunch of lawyers....god some people are thick.
Added: 563 days ago by Captain_Cutlass
 

 
 

.... i don't.....get it
Added: 563 days ago by sir butnugget
 

 
 

i wish there was a better punchline...
Added: 563 days ago by biggayass
 

 
 

i agree. kinda weak
Added: 562 days ago by Purefury
 

 
 
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