There was this news woman in New Zealand that was interviewing a rancher about madcow disease...so she says...Sir what can you tell me about this terrible epidimic of "madcow disease" the racher says...
Did you know that a bull only mounts a cow once a year...
she says...well that is an interesting fact, but back to the point...what about madcow?"
he says...and did you know that cows are milked twice daily?
and she says...that's all very interesting but what does that have to do with madcow disease...he says...
if someone played with your tits twice a day and only humped you once a year...wouldn't you be mad too?

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