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Ali G's Views On Periods
Booyakasha! Check dis!!!

Not many people know dis but an important difference between men and Women iz sumfin called "da mental cycle" or as the doctors call it, "havin' de painters in."
But no matter wot name u gives it, it still causes terrible pain and sufferin and it aint pleasant for women eiver.

SO HOW OFTEN DOES IT OCCUR?
Well, ladies get da "red wedge" once every 4 weeks, tho sometimes more often. Me Julie for hexample tells me she has got it at least a couple of times a week.

WHY DO THEY HAPPEN?
Medikly, wot 'appens iz hactually very simple. Der iz a clock dat ticks in her muff, when it gets to "her time" da egg dat she has been fryin in her aviary drops out of her punani.

CAN YOU HAVE INTERCOURSE DURIN' MENSTRUATION?
People fink dat you can't have sex when your lady has "Arsenal playin' at home." Dis is not true - you can, but just not wiv her.
In fact, u can turn de situation to ya advantage and to show how considerate and luvin' you iz, suggest to her dat u do it up her batty.

Ear me now...I is not kiddin!!!
Ali G's Views On Periods

ALI G'S VIEWS ON PERIODS


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He might seem at first glance to be an uncouth, tracksuit wearing misogynist but he has a gentle caring side too !

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"Arsenal playin' at home." GENIUS!
Added: 1128 days ago by b00sk
 

 
 

I hate Ali G so very very much.
Added: 1195 days ago by Xarr
 

 
 

"Dis is not true - you can (have sex), but just not wiv her" lmao... so wrong
Added: 1194 days ago by JackDaniels
 

 
 

wrong but true!
Added: 1188 days ago by grizzly
 

 
 

The vid was a lot funnier, can't Kontraband post that?
Added: 1196 days ago by scapegoat123456
 

 
 
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