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There are two ants living in a girl's panties.

One day they decide to go exploring in the caves. They said to meet back in the same spot in an hour.

So, one ant went in one cave, and the other ant in a different cave. After an hour went by, the two ants met back up.

One ant was covered in brown, sticky, smelly stuff. "Eeew! What was your cave like?" asked the other ant.

"It was nice at first, but it soon became really smelly and the walls were all dark and sticky and brown" replied the ant. "So how was your cave ?"

"Well" he said, "It was lovely at first, all pink and warm, but then this bald guy started head butting and then spitting on me."

TWO ANTS


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yes, that bald guy ís awesome..
Added: 1011 days ago by DeadDodo
 

 
 

LOL! We've all been there!
Added: 1183 days ago by Monty the Don
 

 
 

that was lame
Added: 1156 days ago by gary2010
 

 
 

Abridged version: Assholes have shit inside them. Vaginae have penises inside them.
Added: 1181 days ago by skine
 

 
 

hahahaha now i get it :P
Added: 1169 days ago by phat_frank43
 

 
 

RSPCA Alert !!
Added: 1183 days ago by AlphaDog
 

 
 
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