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Walking The Dog
A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."

"What's that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."

The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."

Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said, "OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block."

The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.

Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"

The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, another dog is pushing her home."
Walking The Dog

WALKING THE DOG


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A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"

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niiice xd
Added: 1011 days ago by DeadDodo
 

 
 

stupid lil girl
Added: 1158 days ago by $h4muS
 

 
 

lmfao
Added: 1174 days ago by synystral left
 

 
 

Hehehe. Im gonna "push" my gf home for awhile. LATA!
Added: 1178 days ago by pacman199
 

 
 

kids do the darndest things lol
Added: 1147 days ago by fuhnk
 

 
 

Bad doggy!
Added: 1178 days ago by Strickly K
 

 
 

so thats what u call ur hairy palm? haha
Added: 1169 days ago by phat_frank43
 

 
 

LOLZ..
Added: 1178 days ago by AlphaDog
 

 
 
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