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Irish Christening
Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma.

After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant.

Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, 'Ma'am, you had twins...a boy and a girl. The babies are fine, however, they were poorly at birth and had to be christened immediately, so your brother Paddy came in and named them'.

The woman thinks to herself, 'Oh suffering Jesus, no, not me brother, he's a clueless idiot...'

Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, 'Well, what's my daughter's name?'

'Denise' says the doctor.

The new mother is somewhat relieved, 'Wow, that's a beautiful name, I guess I was wrong about my brother', she thought....'I really like Denise'

Then she asks, 'What's the boy's name?'

The doctor replies 'Denephew'
Irish Christening

IRISH CHRISTENING


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Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident...

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denephew..
Added: 1012 days ago by DeadDodo
 

 
 

i lol'ed :-P
Added: 1162 days ago by Gladius Angelorum
 

 
 

What do yas mean by an Irish brogue you alp... Irish people don't really talk like that you retard!
Added: 1157 days ago by golds
 

 
 

deLAME
Added: 1165 days ago by MAFFEW
 

 
 

I liked it actually =]
Added: 1165 days ago by Kalakashi
 

 
 

Magically delicious ....
Added: 1133 days ago by darkwingduck101
 

 
 

Yes, and I'm sure Irish people are all named Paddy, and name their nephews Denephew.
Added: 1149 days ago by scapegoat123456
 

 
 

I can just imagine it in an irish brogue...
Added: 1163 days ago by scapegoat123456
 

 
 

DeLightful....groan!
Added: 1165 days ago by AlphaDog
 

 
 
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