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"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have not been to confession for six months. On top of that, I've been with a loose woman."

The priest sighs. "Is that you, little Tommy O'Shaughnessy?"

"Yes, Father, 'tis I."

"And who might be the woman you were with?"

"I shan't be tellin' you, Father. It would ruin her reputation."

"Well, Tommy, I'm bound to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?"

"I cannot say."

"Was it Patricia Fitzgerald?"

"I'll never tell."

"Was it Lisa O'Shanter?"

"I'm sorry, but I'll not name her."

"Was it Cathy O'Dell?"

"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Fiona Mallory, then?"

"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Tommy O' Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must atone. Be off with you now."

Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"

"Five more good leads!"
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Bless me Father, for I have sinned...

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he he he
Added: 1087 days ago by Waffles
 

 
 

makes you proud to be irish
Added: 1149 days ago by sbutler1
 

 
 

He's saying he's got 5 more good leads for loose women, so they can go chat them up and get laid!
Added: 1145 days ago by Strickly K
 

 
 

Gur-hur...
Added: 1150 days ago by Strickly K
 

 
 

Yo will someone explain please?
Added: 1145 days ago by temari
 

 
 

I Don't Get It!
Added: 1149 days ago by temari
 

 
 

I saw the trailer for the film this is in before "A film with me in it"...can't for the life of me remember what the name of it is...
Added: 1148 days ago by anto687
 

 
 

They have the names of 5 loose women now 2 go after
Added: 1145 days ago by micil
 

 
 

Tommy wasn't making a confession, he was merely extracting information from the priest for "easy" women
Added: 1124 days ago by hntmn2
 

 
 

LOL
Added: 1150 days ago by AlphaDog
 

 
 
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