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This Guy Knows His Maths
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut right in front of a pick-up truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out is window and gave the woman the finger.
"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, And here's why:

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.
That's 96 miles each day.
Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.
Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.
There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.
That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars.
That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day..
Statistically, females drive half of these.
That's 18,000 women drivers!
In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.
That's 642.
According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding.
That's 449.
According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide.
That's 98.
And 34% describe men as their biggest problem.
That's 33.
According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons and this number is increasing.
That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.

Give her the finger? I don't think so...
This Guy Knows His Maths

THIS GUY KNOWS HIS MATHS


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I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver...

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sorry i will still give her the one finger salute!
Added: 1112 days ago by cookieman
 

 
 

tries too hard to be smart..
Added: 1114 days ago by Dario777
 

 
 

I love the math
Added: 1114 days ago by Strickly K
 

 
 

lol
Added: 1113 days ago by temari
 

 
 

This man, will survive till old age :)
Added: 1111 days ago by Gladius Angelorum
 

 
 

and the chances of you fingering that 1 woman are 1/18000. which means that, on average, you could finger 1 woman every day for 50 years before getting shot.
Added: 1098 days ago by Pyralis
 

 
 

I never gave the finger while driving and i never will
Added: 1114 days ago by EndlessDreamer
 

 
 

LOLZ
Added: 1113 days ago by Elliebear
 

 
 

good stuff.... F U C K him though, no driver cuts me up without a nice hand gesture in return or, given the chance, me cutting them up later on in the journey. stupid women drivers, pfft.
Added: 1113 days ago by spungemunky69
 

 
 

You are unlikely to be killed by road rage. Congratulations.
Added: 1109 days ago by anderson
 

 
 
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