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The Differences Between Men And Women
NICKNAMES:
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT:
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY:
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS:
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS:
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE:
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS:
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE:
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP:
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL:
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING:
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house
The Differences Between Men And Women

THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN


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If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah...

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amusing
Added: 1010 days ago by IXI
 

 
 

ho ho, how different we all are.
Added: 1057 days ago by Strickly K
 

 
 

i think i know these people...
Added: 1028 days ago by trashpile
 

 
 

337 items? haha. i counted 59 in my bathroom. and yes, i'm a gurl!
Added: 1018 days ago by temari
 

 
 

lol
Added: 1057 days ago by temari
 

 
 

haha. it's funny because it's true! haha! lol seriously though it's funny!
Added: 1057 days ago by temari
 

 
 

if you spell girl as gurl then you don't count because your too stupid to spell simple words.
Added: 518 days ago by xordam420
 

 
 

are schizophrenics aware of their alternative personalities?
Added: 1057 days ago by fatkid
 

 
 

so true........
Added: 1057 days ago by m4patton
 

 
 

true dat (*copied from elliebear)
Added: 1057 days ago by AlphaDog
 

 
 
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