This is a vehicle for all those people that think an environmental catastrophe is the stuff of myth, for those people that watch Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth and find it inconvenient and untruthful. Because not only is this a four wheel drive, the car equivalent of China in the polluter stakes, but it has seats covered in "whale-penis leather." Lolwut?

What's their next project? A steering wheel made from the pancreas of a tiger, tyres made from a panda's vagina? The world's declining fish stock used to make a jet-ski? I certainly hope so, because I've wanted to drive a car made from the stolen organs of the world's endangered species for some time.

Maybe they should start making car parts out of the f#cking Sun while they're at it. Yeah?

Orange has launched a great new application, an innovative social music experience that allows you to create remixes of well known tracks using your own voice, so you can be the star. You can go it alone or by using Facebook Connect create a joint track with up to 27 friends each recording a different part. Don't panic if your voice isn't pitch-perfect, because after recording the song you can change the pitch and auto-tune your best efforts.

It's easy to use, you can record yourself rocking out by using your PC microphone or by dialling a number on your mobile, then share your popstar glory with the world via the usual social networking suspects.

Orange RockCorps is a music-led volunteer programme. By volunteering to help out within your local community you can earn yourself a free ticket to an exclusive gig, a gig which you can't buy a ticket to. Check out how to register and how to start recording your own remix.