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My wife couldn't wait to get home after our wedding reception. I was pretty keen as well, thinking she was after the night of passionate love-making I had in mind.

Turned out she just wanted to change her relationship status on Facebook from 'Engaged' to 'Married'.
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My wife couldn't wait to get home after our wedding reception...

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lol
Added: 189 days ago by TsunamiUroborusUchiha
 

 
 

heard it before! wasnt funny then either..
Added: 228 days ago by cookieman
 

 
 

i f you didn't at least find this amusing its because you would do the same thing as her.
Added: 234 days ago by Purefury
 

 
 

whats lame about it is that's where we are heading
Added: 235 days ago by holgrum
 

 
 

you forget her having to send all her 672 friends some stupid little gif pic to let them know she is married.
Added: 218 days ago by trashpile
 

 
 

stupid!
Added: 237 days ago by cookieman
 

 
 

this is fake
Added: 238 days ago by MrStriper
 

 
 

how can a joke be fake?
Added: 236 days ago by Necrotic_Obsession
 

 
 

how can a joke be fake? [2]
Added: 213 days ago by mycroft
 

 
 

how can a joke be fake? [2] copy
Added: 207 days ago by scapegoat123456
 

 
 
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