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Family Fun -- April Fools Pranks
-- Fire a machine gun loaded with blanks at the White House. Secret Service may not find your gag all that amusing, but once you shout "April Fool's!" you can't be arrested. That's a fact.

-- Rape a really hot girl. Then be like "April Fools! I don't find you physically attractive at all."

-- Send a bunch of Ethiopian kids pictures of you burning food. I don't think they're even aware of April Fool's over there, but that just makes it funnier.

-- At the family dinner table, unscrew the top of the salt shaker. The next person to use it will get salt everywhere! And when they lean over to clean up the mess, inject them with AIDS.

-- If you have a wife and kids who depend on you to provide for them, kill yourself. That's a lot to sacrifice, but comedy is all about commitment.

-- Replace your pastor's latest sermon with the script from Gremlins. It's likely no one else will notice, but it should make you laugh.

-- Throw darts at fat people. It's not much of a prank, but fat people don't really deserve the effort.

-- Plant a bunch of blueprints for the Empire State Building in a Muslim guy's house and make an anonymous call to the FBI. Don't worry, Muslims have a terrific sense of humor.

-- Tell your parents you're not gay.

-- Wait until August 27. Walk into a Burger King and make your way back to the kitchen area. Cut off an employee's head and toss it in the deep fryer, then shout "April Fool's!" When someone says "It's August 27, you crazy asshole!" you just say "Oh..." and walk out.

-- Terminate your wife/girlfriend's pregnancy while she sleeps. Funny now, practical later.

-- Descend from the heavens dressed as Jesus. When all eyes are upon you, say "Sorry, not yet. Make sure your kids waste their time on this bullsh#t too." Then return to the clouds.

-- When he's not looking, paint a black guy white. He'll be so disappointed when he ends up getting hired.

-- Tie a bottle of glue to the end of a stick. Tie the other end to the top of a retard's head. Works as a prank or as transportation. (Note: You can also glue a tail to the back of a tard's pants and watch it chase the tail. God, they're a fun bunch.)

-- Kidnap a doctor and tie him up in a shed. Posing as his replacement, Dr. Frank Luftwich, tell all of his patients they have cancer.

-- If you truly want to make your mark on this day, exterminate six million Jews. People are still talking about that one.
Family Fun -- April Fools Pranks
FAMILY FUN -- APRIL FOOLS PRANKS
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fail
Added: 185 days ago by slurpeespwn
 

 
 

most are retarded and seem to be written by a 15 y/o... was dissapointed
Added: 200 days ago by IXI
 

 
 

i am from the us, and i would say 80% of these made me laugh out loud
Added: 201 days ago by Gladius Angelorum
 

 
 

a guy i know actually did tell his parents that he is gay on april fools, they told him that they have known it for a long time now.(he's not) lol
Added: 221 days ago by gsnieman
 

 
 

a guy i know actually did tell his parents that he is gay on april fools, they told him that they have known it for a long time now.(he's not) lol
Added: 221 days ago by gsnieman
 

 
 

this is one of the funniest f*cking things ive read on here in a long time, if some people think that means i'm sick or just an idiot, fair enough, go get a clean humor website. otherwise let us "idiots" have a laugh. :]
Added: 221 days ago by DoragonEnkou
 

 
 

no there all are funny.
Added: 226 days ago by orchunter
 

 
 

really this comedy now. what the hell is wrong with people. i will give you the gremlin joke though, that was good.
Added: 227 days ago by darkwingduck101
 

 
 

you all need to grow some balls and stop being whiney bitches... or are you american and as such, have no sense of humour whatsoever?
Added: 229 days ago by spungemunky69
 

 
 

oh yeah.. your from the uk right? no morels and even less brains. we should have let the germans bomb your asses more. maybe let the russians walk all over you. the better breeding would have done you good.
Added: 218 days ago by trashpile
 

 
 
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