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ONE-POINT DARES

1. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.

2. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears

3. Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say,"Sorry,I really prefer it this way".

4. Walk sideways to the photocopier.

5. While riding in an lift, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.

6. When in the lift with one other person, tap them on the shoulder and
pretend it wasn't you.

7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy...

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. Interrupt your conversation with someone by giving a huge dejected
sigh.

10. Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen.


THREE-POINT DARES

1. Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers.

2. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the
nozzle.

3. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

4. Every time you get an email, shout ''email''.

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. Keep hole punching your finger. Each time you do, shout,"dagnamit,
it's happened again!". Then do it again.

7. Introduce yourself to a new colleague as "the office bicycle". Then wink and pout.

8. Call I.T. helpdesk and tell them that you can't seem to access any pornography web sites.


FIVE-POINT DARES

1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if
you actually launch into it yourself).

2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with

growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.

3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Dave".

4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".

5. When you've picked up a call, before speaking finish off some fake

conversation with the words, ''she can abort it for all I care''.

6. After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As
in: "The report's on your desk, Mon." Keep this up for one hour.

7. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"

8. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again!"

9. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."

10. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit; smash each biscuit with your fist.

11. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the
door.

12. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

13. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

14. While a colleague is writing, grab their pen and throw it out of the nearest open window.

OFFICE DARES


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i tried this but now i need a job
Added: 923 days ago by Mahmood
 

 
 

4 and 5 of the five point dares are genious.
Added: 997 days ago by voodoomonkeydoll
 

 
 

pay that hand sanitizer mooch back by replacing the contents with ky.
Added: 1016 days ago by flatul8
 

 
 

pay that hand sanitizer mooch back by replacing the contents with ky.
Added: 1016 days ago by flatul8
 

 
 

haha these are genius, how about "stand up in the middle of a meeting and crush your biscuit while screaming as if it's an amazing feat of strength" kimda similar to ten but better:p
Added: 1026 days ago by arners
 

 
 

i have done several of these things, i think i have one more 5 points then 1 points :p. although some 5 points are really less daring the some of the 3 points.
Added: 1028 days ago by PedoNinja
 

 
 

i'm just saying......
Added: 1024 days ago by temari
 

 
 

ok, everyone, in work yesterday i did - -1 point dares- 1, 4, 5, 6. -3 point dares- 1, 2, 3. -5 point dares- 1, 6, 7, 9, 12, 14
Added: 1025 days ago by temari
 

 
 

gotta try out the 5 point dares!
Added: 1028 days ago by Elliebear
 

 
 

the last one is my all time favorite, that and edging your chair towards the door.
Added: 1027 days ago by anto687
 

 
 
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