We're all for tolerance of other people's beliefs here at Kontraband, but it's always cheering to hear about Scientology taking a beating because it seems to rest on manipulation, the promise of life-improvements and lots of other batsh#t. Using pseudo-psychological processes like "returning" to erase painful memories called "engrams" (a term Mr Hubbard stole from neuropsychology), they seek to enlighten, but are in fact doing the opposite by closing people's reality tunnels.

All Hubbard's theorizing is just the raping and pillaging of modern science for his own means, warping, bending and reshaping to fit his personal philosophy. Which is fine, but to turn that into a cult which claims legitimacy, well, it doesn't strike me as a trustworthy organisation.

Which is why it's good to hear this, that they've been convicted of fraud because that's what they are: fraudsters.

You know those times in this bitter life of ours where something happens that produces a smile on your face, and you think to yourself, "Hey, it's not all bad!". This site is dedicated to those times, and dedicate to spreading the win.

So say for instance a really loud motorbike drives past your house each morning waking you from your delightful slumber, and tormenting your dreams. Then one day the f#cker roars past and drives straight into the back of manure truck, like in that movie Rain Man. Share it with world.

Your rotten life will never seem like an unending sequence of disasters, frustration and let downs ever again. You, my friend, are win.