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Speedometer = Der Egobooster und Linenshooter

Bonnet = Pullnob und Knucklechopper

Windscreenwiper = Der Flippenflappenmuckenschpredder

Puncture = Die Phlatt mit Bluddyfukken

Learner = Die Twatten mit Elplatz

Air Horns = Der Votderhellsdat Klaxonfanfaren

Petrol = Das Kostiljooze fuer Geddinzegreesoffendertrousers

Motor = Club Der Meetinhaus fuer Tallvagenstories

Low Bridge = Das Makinggrossenbussen ein Singledekken

Breathalyser = Die Puffintern fuer Pistenarsen

Headlights = Das Dippendontdazzlebastad

Highway Code = Der Wipan fuer Arsen

Foot Brake = Der Edbangenonvindschreen Stoppenquik

Near Accident = Der Fukken Near Schittenselfen

Cyclist = Die Pedallpushink Pilloken

Traffic Jam = Die Bluddifukkink Dammundblast

Tyres = Flattfahrts

Fog Warning = Der Puttenlegdown und Fukkit

Gear Lever = Biggensticken fuer Kangaroochoppen

Exhaust = Spitzenpoppenbangentuben

Juggernaut = Der Fukkengrett Trukken

Backfire = Der Lowdenbangenmekkenjumpen
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Speedometer = Der Egobooster und Linenshooter

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ich bin auslander und sprechen nicht gut deutsch.
Added: 161 days ago by ninjafiltersucks
 

 
 

ze german communiteh frowns at your blatant failure in mocking ze german language. oh, und stratz mit ze uldensackt!
Added: 163 days ago by Nasenmann
 

 
 

bist du deutsch?
Added: 155 days ago by benricpoy
 

 
 

great dope, i want some of that stuff, pleaeeese!!!!!
Added: 186 days ago by peter müller
 

 
 

der größte schwachsinn ,der mir je die augen vergewaltigen durfte!
Added: 192 days ago by Daecraban
 

 
 

haha. richten sie, mein freund aus. richten sie aus. sehr zutreffend!
Added: 191 days ago by temari
 

 
 

haha. richten sie, mein freund aus. richten sie aus. sehr zutreffend!
Added: 191 days ago by temari
 

 
 

ja, ist wirklich erbärmlich
Added: 187 days ago by Gabryel
 

 
 

sie können es besser machen...
Added: 193 days ago by scapegoat123456
 

 
 

zugestimmt, mein freund. sie konnten wirklich.
Added: 192 days ago by temari
 

 
 
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