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A local bar regular had been drinking all night. This particular night the regular drank a little more than usual.

The bartender finally says that the bar is closing. So the regular stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one more time, same result. He figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.

Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his face. So he decides to crawl the 3 blocks to his home and when he arrives at the door, he stands up and falls flat on his face.

He crawls through the door into his bedroom. When he reaches his bed, he tries one more time to stand up. This time he manages to pull himself upright but he quickly falls right into bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hits the pillow.

He awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him shouting loudly. "So, you've been out drinking again!!" "What makes you say that?" He asks as he puts on an innocent look. "The bar called, you left your wheelchair there again."
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A local bar regular had been drinking all night

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stupid, old and not even the (slightly funnier) original version
Added: 183 days ago by StaticAnalysis
 

 
 

gotta agree with you there
Added: 179 days ago by Havokist
 

 
 

agreed
Added: 176 days ago by Xarr
 

 
 

lolz
Added: 185 days ago by AlphaDog
 

 
 

this happened to me, minus the wheelchair
Added: 186 days ago by Strickly K
 

 
 
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