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Q. How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

A. To get to the other side.
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Q. How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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ony one if you will ask ali to do it!
Added: 19 days ago by TheCrazyhorse
 

 
 

i dont get it :(
Added: 136 days ago by manixkolder
 

 
 

oh and: how many freudians does it take to change a lightbulb? two. one to screw in the lightbulb and one to hold the penis mother i mean ladder.
Added: 172 days ago by nonotthatguytheotherguy
 

 
 

old version of: how many surrealists/absurdists does it take . . .
Added: 172 days ago by nonotthatguytheotherguy
 

 
 

the other side of what? nurse...
Added: 173 days ago by PeckerWould
 

 
 

i agree with temari.. haven't literally laughed out loud in awhile.
Added: 173 days ago by MCKvadrat
 

 
 

lol! first joke that i have srsly lol'd at in a while! :)
Added: 173 days ago by temari
 

 
 

i lol'd!
Added: 173 days ago by Strickly K
 

 
 
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