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A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town.

Things were getting hot and heavy when the girl stopped the boy.

"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex," she said.

The boy just looked at her for a couple of seconds, but then reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

After the cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl."Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25."
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ha!
Added: 143 days ago by MrMat
 

 
 

lolz!
Added: 165 days ago by AlphaDog
 

 
 

do her again for another $20, then charge her $50 since it's a return trip. fool boy
Added: 166 days ago by Spandex
 

 
 

what a cheap whore. lol
Added: 170 days ago by MDB021
 

 
 

$20 aye. where's she live?
Added: 170 days ago by Strickly K
 

 
 

the mighty boooooooooooooooooooooosh
Added: 169 days ago by basbbasb
 

 
 

that fox was me...the crackfox
Added: 165 days ago by ninjafiltersucks
 

 
 

thats where the moon is from i was trying to figure that out on one of the other posts this guy made
Added: 164 days ago by rawr-cooties
 

 
 
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