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Mathematics When You Get Old
A businessman sends an email to his wife.

'My Dear Wife,

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with your 54 years can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife.

Therefore, after reading this email, I hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.

Please don't be perturbed. I shall be back home before midnight.'

When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining room table.

'My Dear Husband,

I received your e-mail and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are ALSO 54 years old.

At the same time, I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael my tennis coach, who, like your secretary, is also 18 years old.

As a successful businessman with your excellent knowledge of mathematics, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference:

18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.

Therefore, I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow.'
Mathematics When You Get Old
MATHEMATICS WHEN YOU GET OLD
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justice
Added: 103 days ago by trashpile
 

 
 

guess he needed a few more girls
Added: 135 days ago by anderson
 

 
 

i think we should hear in 18s own words how many times he wants to go into 54. she might be home early.
Added: 142 days ago by jarnold850
 

 
 

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmm! biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttcchh! well, not like he was hitting it :p aint no fun if my wife cant have none :p
Added: 145 days ago by Ninjabryan
 

 
 

ouch!
Added: 146 days ago by cookieman
 

 
 

what about the math divers?
Added: 150 days ago by Strickly K
 

 
 

i bow to her mad math skills.
Added: 150 days ago by fangwriter
 

 
 

lmao, not bad!
Added: 151 days ago by AlphaDog
 

 
 
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