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25 Funny Country Song Titles
1. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause I'm Kissing You Good-bye.

2. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself or Go Bowling.

3. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You.

4. I Sold A Car To A Guy Who Stole My Girl,
But It Don't Run So We're Even.

5. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Daddy's Head).

6. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

7. She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles.

8. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away.

9. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You.

10. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.

11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.

12. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.

13. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.

14. I'm So Miserable Without You; It's Like Having You Here.

15. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Back Cryin' Over You.

16. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now.

17. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You.

18. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him.

19. Please Bypass My Heart.

20. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger.

21. You Done Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucker Flat.

22. You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.

23. Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure.

24. She's Looking Better After Every Beer.

25. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With An Ugly Woman, But I Sure Woke Up With a Few.
25 Funny Country Song Titles

25 FUNNY COUNTRY SONG TITLES


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1. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause I'm Kissing You Good-bye.

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#11 is the title of a lewis grizzard book
Added: 266 days ago by stine2469
 

 
 

there's a finnish band called freud, marx, engels & jung. the name of their first album was (translated from finnish to english) "my head hurts, socks stink, and i don't like jesus". :d and, they actually have a song like that n:r 25...
Added: 271 days ago by xxxplode
 

 
 

#25 is from the chorus of "ten with a two" by willie nelson.
Added: 274 days ago by slipstick
 

 
 

it's impossible to read this without a country twanged voice in my head.
Added: 278 days ago by animalcriminal
 

 
 

#7 i lol'd
Added: 278 days ago by Strickly K
 

 
 

song 10 is my fave!
Added: 278 days ago by AlphaDog
 

 
 
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