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Can't Do That Either, Officer
A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.

''I can't do that, officer.''

''Why not?''

''Because I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube.''

''Okay, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station.''

''Can't do that either, officer.''

''Why not?''

''Because I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup.''

''Alright, we could get a blood sample.''

''Can't do that either, officer.''

''Why not?''

''Because I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die.''

''Fine then, just walk this white line.''

''Can't do that either, officer.''

''Why not?''

''Because I'm drunk.''
Can't Do That Either, Officer

CAN'T DO THAT EITHER, OFFICER


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A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway.

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lol good one
Added: 904 days ago by sean.
 

 
 

the guy jst gave me every excuse to get away from the police and for this i love it.
Added: 919 days ago by Mahmood
 

 
 

all of that stuff gets put on the back of your drivers licence in most states
Added: 909 days ago by Chi-Negro
 

 
 

lol pure police ownage!
Added: 920 days ago by daveo89
 

 
 

so close, and yet so far
Added: 920 days ago by anderson
 

 
 

epic things i will forget next time i get pulled over!
Added: 919 days ago by AlphaDog
 

 
 
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