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A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to f#ck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
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A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary.

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ha ha lol
Added: 94 days ago by sean.
 

 
 

he's quagmireeee
Added: 95 days ago by tahyo311
 

 
 

haha
Added: 95 days ago by Ninjabryan
 

 
 

lol
Added: 94 days ago by temari
 

 
 

makes me sad :(
Added: 95 days ago by AlphaDog
 

 
 

giggiddy
Added: 96 days ago by Strickly K
 

 
 
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