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In the Garden of Eden,
As everyone knows,
Lives Adam and Eve,
Without any clothes.

In this garden,
Were two little leaves,
One covered Adam's,
One covered Eve's.

As the story goes on,
Never the less to say,
The wind came along,
And blew the leaves away.

At the sight,
Adam did stare,
There was Eve's treasure,
All covered with hair.

And wonder came,
Under Eve's eyes,
As Adam's thing,
Started to rise.

They found a spot,
That suited them best,
A nice big tree,
Where they began to rest.

Her legs spread wider,
And wider apart,
While thrill after thrill,
Came into her heart.

The head of Adam's thing,
Peeked into the hole,
And filled her with passion,
Beyond her control.

Backward and forward,
His thing did slide,
And Eve's treasure,
Was all wet inside.

The joy was good,
She wouldn't let loose,
Until Adam's thing,
Was all out of juice.

Then down through the years,
People did screw,
And now it is time,
For me and you.

So pull down your pants,
And lay in the grass,
Cause I'm in the mood,
For a piece of that ASS!

ADAM AND EVE


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In the Garden of Eden/As everyone knows/Lives Adam and Eve/Without any clothes.

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that is the greatest poem ever
Added: 629 days ago by sneaky-ninja
 

 
 

amen 2 dat ass!
Added: 736 days ago by ICYDARZONE
 

 
 

that was pretty damn nifty. it's my new poem to serenade the ladeez!
Added: 889 days ago by Strickly K
 

 
 

interesting pick up line...
Added: 869 days ago by trashpile
 

 
 

must try
Added: 885 days ago by dudewhorox
 

 
 

excellent!
Added: 889 days ago by grizzly
 

 
 

good stuff sir!
Added: 884 days ago by AlphaDog
 

 
 
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