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Tarzan And Jane
After living in the jungle for a while Jane wanted to do the nasty with Tarzan and asked if he knew what sex was.
"What's that?" he asked.

She explained to him what sex was and he said, "Oh, Tarzan use a hole in the trunk of tree!"

Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong! I'll show you how to do it properly."

She took off her clothes, dropped to the ground and spread her legs wide.

"Here," she said, "Do to me what you do to the tree"

Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer, and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony.

Eventually she managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for?"

"Tarzan check for bees first!"
Tarzan And Jane
TARZAN AND JANE
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After living in the jungle for a while Jane wanted to do the nasty with Tarzan and asked if he knew what sex was.

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moral: always be very sure of what you are asking for before you ask for it.
Added: 59 days ago by trashpile
 

 
 

tarzan, gay?
Added: 61 days ago by AlphaDog
 

 
 

well, apparently he likes wood...
Added: 59 days ago by anderson
 

 
 

epic **** punt!
Added: 64 days ago by Amateur_Soldier
 

 
 

tarzan, funny!
Added: 64 days ago by Strickly K
 

 
 
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