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Hillbilly Farmer
A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, 'How can I help you?' The farmer said, 'I want to get one of them dayvorces.'

The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?' The farmer said, 'Yes, I got 40 acres' The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?

The farmer said, 'Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays.' The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a case?' The farmer said, 'No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere.

The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge?' The farmer said,'Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere'

The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge?' The farmer said,'Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere'

The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something?' The farmer said, 'No, we both get up at 4:30.'

By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question ..The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a nagger?' The farmer said, 'No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce.'
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A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.

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Added: 426 days ago by wenhou
 

 
 

indeed, and i think she heard it from her great-great grandmother.
Added: 854 days ago by mkad
 

 
 

sooooo ooold. i guess now it's "updated" because it's got a john deere instead of a plow mule.
Added: 856 days ago by mkad
 

 
 

your mom's old
Added: 855 days ago by Strickly K
 

 
 

rednecks are 2cd to niggers with regards to types of peoples i strongly dislike
Added: 854 days ago by rhinopolis
 

 
 

you sir, are a tool.
Added: 856 days ago by wow-jiffey-lube
 

 
 

anonymity and stupidity are a dangerous combination. in my book you are the #1 type of person that should be erradicated from the planet! not the '2cd' ...idiot!
Added: 812 days ago by xavius
 

 
 

a power tool i hope?
Added: 855 days ago by AlphaDog
 

 
 

lolz, very funnie!
Added: 856 days ago by AlphaDog
 

 
 
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