Can I Have A Ride In Your Boat
Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the bar counter with a great big smile on his face.



Dave says, "John, what are you so happy for?"



"Well Dave, I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxing my boat, just waxin' my boat, and a redhead came up to me... tits out to here, Dave. Tits out to here!



She says, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' I said 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Dave. I turned off the key and I said 'It's either screw or swim!'



She couldn't swim, Dave. She couldn't swim!"



After a couple of days Dave walks again into that bar and sees John sitting at the end of the bar counter with a bigger smile on his face.



Dave says, "What are you happy about today John?"



"Well Dave... I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxing my boat, just waxin' my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blond came up to me... tits out to here, Dave. Tits out to here!



She said 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' I told her 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Dave. Way out much further than the last one. I turned off the key and I said, 'It's either screw or swim!'



She couldn't swim, Dave! She couldn't swim!"



A couple days pass and Dave walks into a bar and sees John down there crying over a beer.



Dave says, "John, what are you so sad for?"



"Well Dave, I gotta tell ya.... Yesterday I was out waxing my boat, just waxing my boat, and the most desirable brunette came up to me... tits WAY out to here, Dave. Tits WAY out to here.



She says, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?'



So I said, 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Dave, way WAY out... much further than the last two. I turned off the key, and looked at her tits and said "It's either screw or swim!"



She pulled down her pants and..... She had a dick, Dave! She had this great BIG dick! ... and I can't swim Dave! I can't swim!"


Can I Have A Ride In Your Boat

CAN I HAVE A RIDE IN YOUR BOAT


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John is always happy to let good looking women have a ride in his boat.

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