The After Life Explained
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the after life.



The woman's biggest fear was that there was no heaven.



After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word, he made contact. "Mary... Mary..." Awestruck, Mary responds, "Is that you Fred?" "Yes, I have come back like we agreed."



"Well, what is it like?" Fred excitedly tells his tale, "Well, when I get up in the morning I have sex, then I have breakfast, then I have sex again, then I bathe in the sun, then I have sex twice more, then I have lunch, then I have sex all afternoon and into the early evening, until bedtime. And, then, I start all over again the next day."



So happy Mary says, "Oh Fred, you surely must be in heaven."



Fred replies, "Hell no, Mary, I'm a rabbit in Kansas."


The After Life Explained

THE AFTER LIFE EXPLAINED


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noooooo!!!!!! my louis ck joke is gone!!!
Added: 187 days ago by scapegoat123456
 

 
 

why do men die before their wives? they want to.
Added: 272 days ago by lp640
 

 
 

ba-dum tish!
Added: 390 days ago by ...............
 

 
 

agreed. man cannot live by goofy vids and pics alone.
Added: 279 days ago by dings
 

 
 

that's a very white attitude. you can take a white guy to africa, and he'd be like, 'look at all the minorities they got over here. jesus!'
Added: 271 days ago by scapegoat123456
 

 
 

in the face right away... that's people's image of harlem: just everyone standing around waiting for lost white people to kill all day.
Added: 271 days ago by scapegoat123456
 

 
 

people are too afraid of uptown. a lot of people will tell you, like, 'don't go to harlem. you can never go there 'cause as soon as you get there, they kill you.' that's what people think. as soo
Added: 271 days ago by scapegoat123456
 

 
 

.' you can't do that... when you get there you gotta get out like, 'i'm home, yeah. good to be back on six-trillionth street.'
Added: 271 days ago by scapegoat123456
 

 
 

and when the guy goes, "the next stop is 215th street" bing bong, the doors close. the worst thing is you can't really react. i'm on a rocket to the bronx. i can't go, 'oh my god, somebody he
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